JKwalking

When someone starts to jaywalk- but changes their mind halfway through, then proceeds to turn around and walk back to where they started.

Ugh, I hate it when I drive downtown and see people JKwalking.

by KMBee1995 October 29, 2015

JayWalking

When you cross the street through the middle and not at the intersections were you are supposed to. They call it Jay walking, because back in the 1900s in New York people new yorkers would call call tourist jays, and since jays were really impressed by all of the tall buildings they would walk up to the middle of the street to see how tall they were, therefore the word Jaywalking emerged

Jaywalking is ilegal

by Cacahead305 September 1, 2009

Joywalking

Joywalking: essentially the martial law equivalent to jaywalking where the prisoner takes more walks than is reasonably permitted

I was joywalking my dog until the national guard stopped me and asked why I wasn’t following the CDC’s guideline of washing my bum, spreading my legs 6 feet apart, and grabbing my ankles

by BootLiquor March 29, 2020

jaywalking

A stupid fucking law invented and enforced by Americans.

"We need never had invaded Iraq and Afghanistan if the fuckers had promised not to continue their flagrant Jaywalking" - GW Bush, Road Safety Conference, Washington 2005.

by navyblue January 12, 2007

jaywalking

A serious offence of severity similar to murder, rape and manslaughter.

The bored Amsterdam policeman - in a city world famous for its drugs, prostitution and maffia activities - sternly reprimanded the otherwise law abiding citizen for jaywalking across the empty road.

by pianodon July 13, 2010

jalking

somewhere between a fast walk and a jog. Often people practise this while crossing roads or while running late, but of course there not really running.

tends to be used as a person constantly drifts between walking and jogging. Often the person is large or unfit

- "hey Graham your totally jalking"

- "i know im totally unfit, and im late to see Crystal"

- "yeah you are!"

by m_j_nix June 11, 2009

Jaywalking

Jaywalking is a law, sometimes enforced on certain streets, that consists of an individual walking in between street intersections.

Person: Hm... I don't wana cross the street in front here.... and then cross it again to the right.

StreetLight-green/red.... cars around or not

Person: Why not just jaywalk in between...diagonally? instead of wasting time.... Is gna be safe. No worries.

Postsays: NO JAYWALKING IN BETWEEN STREETS. (normally yellow, with black shadow of person)

by OnliiJorge May 25, 2009