Wow, that chick is hot. She just jigglejolted my thermometer into a mercury overflow crisis.
or
Jigglejolted awake by a twist in his already shocking dream, Thomas tried catching his breath as he silently mouthed the words to “God Bless America” in the style of Michael Bolton.
1. (n): a person known for wasting and/or stalling for time.
2. (verb): -ing; the act of stalling for time and/or wasting time
1. God, Sam is such a jiggledick. He really needs to get his act together.
2. Well you know what, Susan, if the teller at the bank hadn't been jiggledicking me for an hour I would have made it to dinner.