Maximus's definitions

Dostoevsky

1. One of the two greatest authors ever.
2. A russian chap who understands the reality of life.

"Notes From Underground" is an incredible book."
"I know, it's strait from the genius of Dostoevsky!"

by MaXiMuS November 28, 2003

blond distortion

An experiance by a hetero man when he sees a girl with long blond hair. The girl may or may not be fugly but he will but unsure for sometime.

She is really a brute, when I banged here I was under blong distortion.

by Maximus August 6, 2003

Designated driver

Those life-saving nerds.

I was too drunk to drive, so it's a good thing Poindexter was around to give my sorry ass a lift home.

by Maximus December 21, 2004

Puskas

1.) A condition often associated with promiscious sex, Puskas often appears overweight, groteseque and gorilla like

2.) a hairy ape who can not give directions but is highly skilled at grading hw...

damm, i got puskas, im scurred and screwed

by maximus May 10, 2004

Locksdaze

1. The third in the triad of "dazeness".

2. A feminine derivative of Maxdaze and Randaze.

"Dude, you're so Locksdaze"

by MaXiMuS May 14, 2004

maxmeansmore.com

Something no one cares about, but everyone wants. The apex of wit and intelligence, although none can realize it's genius. Not even the creator.

MaxMeansMore.com is a gift to humanity.

by MaXiMuS November 11, 2003

gills

vagina

baby I'm gonna bust your gills!

by Maximus August 6, 2003