Maximus's definitions

blond distortion

An experiance by a hetero man when he sees a girl with long blond hair. The girl may or may not be fugly but he will but unsure for sometime.

She is really a brute, when I banged here I was under blong distortion.

by Maximus August 6, 2003

Dostoevsky

1. One of the two greatest authors ever.
2. A russian chap who understands the reality of life.

"Notes From Underground" is an incredible book."
"I know, it's strait from the genius of Dostoevsky!"

by MaXiMuS November 28, 2003

Designated driver

Those life-saving nerds.

I was too drunk to drive, so it's a good thing Poindexter was around to give my sorry ass a lift home.

by Maximus December 21, 2004

trip

the state of acting whack; to overreact
or to lose yo cool

yo homie, dont trip. we'll get dem bitches next time

by Maximus July 31, 2003

yumyumtastic

(adj.) To be most delicious

To be used only rarely, for only amazing food

Mmmm, this Chinese is yumyumtastic

by Maximus March 11, 2006

Ownage

(n) A term used during competition, complete elimination, where opposing team did not stand a chance.

The SOCOM II Clan, Palestinian Stone Throwers, create a unforgettable display of ownage every time they play.

by Maximus January 11, 2004

ARGH

The commonly referred to name of someone that has been caught pirating illegal music or pornography. This person must only be referred to as "ARGH" from this point hence.

"ARGH, ole Alec got caught downloading the porn again"

by Maximus March 1, 2005