jiggledick

1. (n): a person known for wasting and/or stalling for time.
2. (verb): -ing; the act of stalling for time and/or wasting time

1. God, Sam is such a jiggledick. He really needs to get his act together.
2. Well you know what, Susan, if the teller at the bank hadn't been jiggledicking me for an hour I would have made it to dinner.

by TheMcStaplez December 25, 2011

jingledink

Mainly a tradition of the D-Club, "jingledinking" is the act of tying holiday bells to your semi-chubbed shaft and dancing (similar to the Ribbon Dance, but without the ribbons) around a holiday object (e.g., Christmas Tree, Menorah) in a completely heterosexual way.

"Hey, guys. I know we're all straight, but since it's the holidays, we need to celebrate. Whip out your dink and let's jingle. It's the season for jingledink."

by Game Grumps February 2, 2014

jingledinking

The act of sword fighting with friends in a non-homosexual way.

Dude! We were totally Jingledinking at the last D-Club meeting; it was awesome!

by Hab February 2, 2014

GiggleDick

Another name for the funny bone.

"That was hilarious. It kicked me right in the giggledick!"

by KixStar December 1, 2016

jingledink

This is what happens when you decide to look up jingledink on urban dictionary after you watched Game Grumps.

Jingledink

by Winter_XYZ February 2, 2014

niggledick

(Noun)
1. A small, black dick.

(Verb)
2. The act of fucking but with a small, black dick.

1. Bonquisha: I think my man Tyrone is using his niggledick on someone else...
2. L'Shondra: Tyrone, niggledick me harder!

by Right Nipple March 11, 2017

jingledink

The boner that one achieves while watching Game Grumps.

I've got a serious jingledink right now.

Danny's voice gives me a hard jingledink.

I had a jingledink all the way through the Silent Hill playthrough.

by Syn27 February 2, 2014