jiggledick 

1. (n): a person known for wasting and/or stalling for time.
2. (verb): -ing; the act of stalling for time and/or wasting time

1. God, Sam is such a jiggledick. He really needs to get his act together.
2. Well you know what, Susan, if the teller at the bank hadn't been jiggledicking me for an hour I would have made it to dinner.

jiggledick by TheMcStaplez December 25, 2011

jingledink 

Mainly a tradition of the D-Club, "jingledinking" is the act of tying holiday bells to your semi-chubbed shaft and dancing (similar to the Ribbon Dance, but without the ribbons) around a holiday object (e.g., Christmas Tree, Menorah) in a completely heterosexual way.

"Hey, guys. I know we're all straight, but since it's the holidays, we need to celebrate. Whip out your dink and let's jingle. It's the season for jingledink."

jingledink by Game Grumps February 2, 2014

jingledinking 

The act of sword fighting with friends in a non-homosexual way.

Dude! We were totally Jingledinking at the last D-Club meeting; it was awesome!

jingledinking by Hab February 2, 2014

GiggleDick 

Another name for the funny bone.

"That was hilarious. It kicked me right in the giggledick!"

GiggleDick by KixStar December 1, 2016

jingledink 

This is what happens when you decide to look up jingledink on urban dictionary after you watched Game Grumps.

Jingledink

jingledink by Winter_XYZ February 2, 2014

niggledick 

(Noun)
1. A small, black dick.

(Verb)
2. The act of fucking but with a small, black dick.

1. Bonquisha: I think my man Tyrone is using his niggledick on someone else...
2. L'Shondra: Tyrone, niggledick me harder!

niggledick by Right Nipple March 11, 2017

jingledink 

The boner that one achieves while watching Game Grumps.

I've got a serious jingledink right now.

Danny's voice gives me a hard jingledink.

I had a jingledink all the way through the Silent Hill playthrough.

jingledink by Syn27 February 2, 2014