Jhott

An inspiration or "feel good" shareable for social media. Pronounced "jot." Like a meme, but these are quotes or shared images that make the world a better place.

"She shared a jhott on her Insta." "That's a jhott insta-account." "Check out all this jhott shares."

by Crismas November 16, 2017

Nonce Jotter

The sex offenders register where paedophiles or 'nonces' will sign there name.

As Mr. Glitter approached to sign the nonce jotter I produced the 1973 album 'Touch Me' and asked him to sign that first.

by Jotter Boy February 19, 2009

Scud Jotter

Scud with the meaning of being person or persons unclothed and jotter being a thin paperback book.
So a thin book with pictures of naked people, chiefly women... Typically available from newsagents top shelves or from behind the counter.

My mum found my stash of scud jotters yesterday, bitch made me return them to the shop...
Luckily on the way back I found another scud jotter which had been thrown in the bushes so I'm sorted for a wank mag.

by Razorcharlie March 9, 2015

jhorts

Short for Jean Shorts.

Did you see that Radio was kicking a pair of white jhorts at the frat house the other day?

by C February 4, 2005

Jhitt

Something people call others when they are “smaller/shorter” than them.

Short girl: Heyy girl
Tall girl: Wsp jhitt 😂

by yktv🥴 August 5, 2020

jhutt

A word used (mostly McAllen Tx.) to insult a person's sexual preference. Like calling someone a fag only it sounds better. The word is pronounced huuuuuuut, with extreme emphasis on extending the U sound.

Rey's a jhutt.
Ernie, don't you think Rey is a jhutt because he wears skirts and sells his body for money?

by NightGTS August 21, 2006

Jottsie

A well built, extremely vain individual, forever lacking in common sense. He is very competetive but deep down is essentially an honest person. He woos the opposite sex with his stunningly ripped physique, but subsequently attracts wrong'uns. His athletic build allows him to dabble in many a sport but he is the master of none. Found in different environments, Jottsie's are often located in the gym, opposite a mirror and never far from a well cooked steak, or 4.

Boy1: Yo, do you fancy going to the gym?
Boy2: No way, its full of Jottsies...

Girl A: Who's that stacked goon looking at his reflection?
Girl B: ahhh...Just a Jottsie...

by SpongeBobbish January 22, 2008