jotter 

Jotter (n): a ginger otter. Pronounced "hotter" in Spanglish, cuz they are.

Mikala: Tyler, what are you?
Tyler: What?
Mikala: Like are you a bear or an otter?
Tyler: I'M A DUDEFUCKING JOTTER!!!!!!!!!!!

dude1: yeah dude, i totes fucked this rly hot jotter last night.
dude2: did the curtains match...?
dude1: obvs. i got red all over his red. jotters are the sexiest.

Advice: Jotters DO have souls! Do not mistake the jotter for a fat ginger, nor joke about their lack of soul or growing up into red bears. They will fuck you up.

jotter by betch.deck August 24, 2011

jotter 

What the North-East of Scotland people call a book for writing in.

English person: I forgot my book

Scottish person: I forgot my jotter

jotter by inamish May 4, 2018

Nonce Jotter 

The sex offenders register where paedophiles or 'nonces' will sign there name.

As Mr. Glitter approached to sign the nonce jotter I produced the 1973 album 'Touch Me' and asked him to sign that first.

Nonce Jotter by Jotter Boy February 19, 2009

Scud Jotter 

Scud with the meaning of being person or persons unclothed and jotter being a thin paperback book.
So a thin book with pictures of naked people, chiefly women... Typically available from newsagents top shelves or from behind the counter.

My mum found my stash of scud jotters yesterday, bitch made me return them to the shop...
Luckily on the way back I found another scud jotter which had been thrown in the bushes so I'm sorted for a wank mag.

Scud Jotter by Razorcharlie March 9, 2015

jet jotter 

The Longmeadow High School newspaper. Often times called "the Jot" for short.

"Did you read that new article in the Jet Jotter?"
"Yeah- Reading about the dedication ceremony to the new high school building was awesome!"

jet jotter by LongmeadowLancers November 8, 2013

Harry Potter Jotter

(n.) A person (usually a complete nub, or Nubby Nubberton ) who is deeply inspired by the Harry Potter Series , thus they (falsely) depict themselves as fantasy-fiction-writing geniuses.

The result of this is a Harry Potter Jotter , one who will constantly publish outlandish stories and fanfiction s on fanfiction.net , and (falsely) expect to get thousands of readers .

Dave: 'Hey man , did you see Alvin at school today??'

Mike: 'Yeah dude, what a nub. He kept blabbing on about his new fanfic: 'Harry Potter and the Enchanted Owl', though he didn't even get any views on it.'

Dave: 'Wow, he's definitely a Harry Potter Jotter.'

Mike: 'Tell me about it.'

Harry Potter Jotter by mangalover997 September 4, 2010

banana jotter 

When you shove your shit into a sock

There were no restrooms so I had to banana jotter

banana jotter by TheDragoniar May 26, 2023