Jottle

The name for any bottle of alcohol, replacing the "b" with a "j".

Jack: Hey man, did you pick up a jottle?
Jose: Naw, we're gonna go get the jottle and then go jarty!

by microspasticated April 25, 2009

Jottle

Masturbation

Man's perspective: I just got some new porn to jottle to!

Please lock your door if you're going to jottle!

It is very rude to jottle at a friends house.

by Hera Rose September 2, 2014

Nonce Jotter

The sex offenders register where paedophiles or 'nonces' will sign there name.

As Mr. Glitter approached to sign the nonce jotter I produced the 1973 album 'Touch Me' and asked him to sign that first.

by Jotter Boy February 19, 2009

jostlefoxing

Insertion of a penis into a leprosy sore.

Jostlefoxing fetish porn! *Now with unwashed lepers!

by oddwallawallawalla September 22, 2009

jostlebag

The hairy sack between the male's legs. Manipulating, adjusting or "jostling" this sack is apparently a male ritual.

1. It was really hot out, so I had to shake my jostlebag loose a couple of times.

2. That chick is a freak. She tried to make tea with my jostlebag.

by Hank Spatter July 6, 2004

Scud Jotter

Scud with the meaning of being person or persons unclothed and jotter being a thin paperback book.
So a thin book with pictures of naked people, chiefly women... Typically available from newsagents top shelves or from behind the counter.

My mum found my stash of scud jotters yesterday, bitch made me return them to the shop...
Luckily on the way back I found another scud jotter which had been thrown in the bushes so I'm sorted for a wank mag.

by Razorcharlie March 9, 2015

real ahh jittleyang

A meme that was posted on TikTok by @syxontop. It features a Baltimore speaking in an accent that practically no one can understand.

real ahh jittleyang just got the wickalatookins back down der dem aveneus ya no wha i sayin fuck wit me then you neva new jittle ma nottleatoos finna appa snappa gapplea here faw lohinatoos nah jittle ma nottlesees ya no wha i sayin

by BluOrang65 June 20, 2023