jhorts

Short for Jean Shorts.

Did you see that Radio was kicking a pair of white jhorts at the frat house the other day?

by C February 4, 2005

International Jorts Day

A celebration of jorts occurring on the first day of spring each year. In the event the first day of spring is a weekend, jorts day can be moved to the first monday after the first day of spring, depending on local custom.

"So, like, yeah, Becky, what are you totally going to be wearing to class tomorrow?" - Becky's friend.
"Becky will be wearing jorts, because tomorrow is International Jorts Day!" - Becky's other friend, interjecting

by jorts_man March 21, 2011

Moisty Jorts

A gross combination of two off-putting words. To be a moist pair of jorts is to be a loser.

- Moisty Jorts’ are often vegan due to traumatic childhood experiences in Chuck-E-Cheese ballpits- especially with their Uncle Steve involved.

“You see that alcoholic who spends all his free time on League of Legends? What a moisty jort!”

“That Moisty Jorts is jealous of Nancy because she beat him in a 1v1!”

by NathanFromChili’s August 1, 2019

creaming my jorts

A phrase popularized on the site quotev dot com, that typically means that you're excited, find something cool etc. Its used in place of statements such as "thats so cool!" Or "they're so hot!"

omg is that kite hxh? Im literally creaming my jorts rn.

by gingslittlecreampie April 4, 2021

Booty Jorts

Short shorts but in a jean version. Can also be when a woman cuts off jean pants leaving very short jean shorts. Denim jeans cuts into short shorts.

I was at the Fountains of Wayne concert, when a middle-aged woman in booty jorts sat down right in front of me.

by eqkfa07 July 21, 2009

jortstorm

Jortstorm is a meme song created by slimecicle on stream. You can listen to the song on YouTube or listen on Spotify.

Jortstorm, jortstorms coming tonight. A jortstorm, it's a category 5.

by Eli_edits July 3, 2023

jortscore

>A genre of music derived from the fashion of indie-pop, emo-punk, and lo-fi garage.

jorts-guy1: "do you ever listen to pop-punk?"

jorts-guy2: "ew, I only listen to jortscore now..."

by punkyBrwster October 6, 2013