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International Jorts Day
A celebration of jorts occurring on the first day of spring each year. In the event the first day of spring is a weekend, jorts day can be moved to the first monday after the first day of spring, depending on local custom.
"So, like, yeah, Becky, what are you totally going to be wearing to class tomorrow?" - Becky's friend.
"Becky will be wearing jorts, because tomorrow is International Jorts Day!" - Becky's other friend, interjecting
"Becky will be wearing jorts, because tomorrow is International Jorts Day!" - Becky's other friend, interjecting
International Jorts Day by jorts_man March 21, 2011
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jhorts • Jorts • jortsing • jortstorm • jortsan • jortscore • jorts gate • jortsicide • National jorts day • Booty Jorts
Moisty Jorts
A gross combination of two off-putting words. To be a moist pair of jorts is to be a loser.
- Moisty Jorts’ are often vegan due to traumatic childhood experiences in Chuck-E-Cheese ballpits- especially with their Uncle Steve involved.
- Moisty Jorts’ are often vegan due to traumatic childhood experiences in Chuck-E-Cheese ballpits- especially with their Uncle Steve involved.
“You see that alcoholic who spends all his free time on League of Legends? What a moisty jort!”
“That Moisty Jorts is jealous of Nancy because she beat him in a 1v1!”
“That Moisty Jorts is jealous of Nancy because she beat him in a 1v1!”
Moisty Jorts by NathanFromChili’s August 1, 2019
creaming my jorts
A phrase popularized on the site quotev dot com, that typically means that you're excited, find something cool etc. Its used in place of statements such as "thats so cool!" Or "they're so hot!"
creaming my jorts by gingslittlecreampie April 4, 2021
Booty Jorts
Short shorts but in a jean version. Can also be when a woman cuts off jean pants leaving very short jean shorts. Denim jeans cuts into short shorts.
I was at the Fountains of Wayne concert, when a middle-aged woman in booty jorts sat down right in front of me.
Booty Jorts by eqkfa07 July 21, 2009
jortstorm
Jortstorm is a meme song created by slimecicle on stream. You can listen to the song on YouTube or listen on Spotify.
jortscore
jortscore by punkyBrwster October 6, 2013
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.