Jcott

Jcott is a slang term for shit. Jcott is also an abbreviation for “James Cums On The Table”.

Bro you are so Jcott

by Anonymous859275 June 5, 2022

Nonce Jotter

The sex offenders register where paedophiles or 'nonces' will sign there name.

As Mr. Glitter approached to sign the nonce jotter I produced the 1973 album 'Touch Me' and asked him to sign that first.

by Jotter Boy February 19, 2009

Scud Jotter

Scud with the meaning of being person or persons unclothed and jotter being a thin paperback book.
So a thin book with pictures of naked people, chiefly women... Typically available from newsagents top shelves or from behind the counter.

My mum found my stash of scud jotters yesterday, bitch made me return them to the shop...
Luckily on the way back I found another scud jotter which had been thrown in the bushes so I'm sorted for a wank mag.

by Razorcharlie March 9, 2015

Jottsie

A well built, extremely vain individual, forever lacking in common sense. He is very competetive but deep down is essentially an honest person. He woos the opposite sex with his stunningly ripped physique, but subsequently attracts wrong'uns. His athletic build allows him to dabble in many a sport but he is the master of none. Found in different environments, Jottsie's are often located in the gym, opposite a mirror and never far from a well cooked steak, or 4.

Boy1: Yo, do you fancy going to the gym?
Boy2: No way, its full of Jottsies...

Girl A: Who's that stacked goon looking at his reflection?
Girl B: ahhh...Just a Jottsie...

by SpongeBobbish January 22, 2008

Mind jotting

Thinking!
Going over a list in ones mind!
Trying to remember something.
contemplating.

Sorry if I wasn't listening, I was mind jotting again.
Lately I've been mind jotting over all the things I have to do.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 7, 2008

shotty no jotty

slang for saying "Shotgun no Joust", which means to call the front passenger seat in a car

I got shotty no jotty!

by P-Bau November 6, 2006

jet jotter

The Longmeadow High School newspaper. Often times called "the Jot" for short.

"Did you read that new article in the Jet Jotter?"
"Yeah- Reading about the dedication ceremony to the new high school building was awesome!"

by LongmeadowLancers November 8, 2013