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A person who wants nothing more in the world than to love and be loved.
Jeyser is sad because she gives love but does not receive any of it.
Jeyser by LG24 June 7, 2021
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Cross between a Jew and a Loser.
Yaniv: Dude, is Jason going to the bah mitzvah tonight?

Yahudi: No dude, he's such a jewser.
Jewser by Kharagalfromsocal May 24, 2009
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Jeyser • Jessers • Jewser • Jeiser • Jenser • jenseric • jensern • jepser • jerserry • jeser
A guy who drinks a lot to the point were he wobbles.

He's the type of guy who high fives everyone.

He's Awesome

He's also a ladies man!
Did you see how drunk Jesser was last night?
Jesser by KKBIRD March 10, 2011
Noun: A Jewish loser. Used when loser is not strong enough, or when real offence is saught.

Often represented by raising the left hand to the forehead, extending the forefinger vertically whilst tucking the other fingers down, and bending the thumb slightly upwards to produce a "J"
"Wow, you're such a Jewser"
Jewser by Michael A A February 7, 2008

jesserbation 

1)The act of sleeping for interminable periods of time. Often done without breathing or emiting any other physiological manifestations of a carbon life form. Jesserbating allows the avoidance of human contact, or recovery from exasperating activities.

2)Sleeping for pleasure
damn im tired as buddha!!.. im bout' to go into jesserbation for a couple weeks.

JESSERUTHERFORDsexual 

A person who only has feelings for Jesse James Rutherford and is totally, madly and desperately in love with him having a big obssesion, they can't even think abt feel in love with no person in the whole world.
they're looking for jesse pics and vids for the thousandth time in the day and admiring it, they must be JESSERUTHERFORDsexual

jesserthelazer

A prepubescent 18 year old white boy that plays nba 2k.
TD: Do you watch jesserthelazer?
Kris: Ya he's a fag and takes lots of L's
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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