jesserbation 

1)The act of sleeping for interminable periods of time. Often done without breathing or emiting any other physiological manifestations of a carbon life form. Jesserbating allows the avoidance of human contact, or recovery from exasperating activities.

2)Sleeping for pleasure

damn im tired as buddha!!.. im bout' to go into jesserbation for a couple weeks.

jesserbation by the masked avenger July 6, 2006

Justerbation

This is a masterbation act performed by people called Justin, first discovered on 10/02/2016 when a guy by the name of Justin dislocated his shoulder by performing such an act it caused serious injury which resulted in him having to work from home for a whole week.

Justin isn't in the office today, he's had a major weekend of justerbation

Justerbation by rhodzy September 21, 2016

Jasperbation 

The art of jacking off in public with one watching.

You are getting quite good at the art of Jasperbation.

Jasperbation by Jasper September 26, 2003