jeser

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One who fails miserably at school, work, sports, and life altogether.

Bum: "Spare some change sir?"
Guy: "Sure, here you go."
Guy (to friend):"I felt sorry for that jeser back there.. I gave him some change."

jeser by Ax3u April 25, 2009

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Jeselle

Jeselle is a queen. She should be treated like royalty! Jeselle's are hard to find and if you are friends with one you should be very grateful. She is Fashionable, Loyal, Fun, Supportive, Intelligent, Adventurous, and A great friend. People often hate on her, because her character carries more weight than their titles. Definitely someone you want to build with.

Random Hater: Who Tf does she think she is walking in here looking phenomenal, and exuding all that confidence?
AReal1: Oh That beautiful being is Jeselle. :)

Jeselle by NoShade22 September 27, 2020

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jesenia

jesenia: a great friend
will ALWAYS be there for you
BEAUTIFUL

wonderful personality

makes great memes

will steal your mans

gives great advice

overall just a great friend

omg you NEED a jesenia in your life

jesenia by agreatfriendnamedlala January 21, 2018

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jeferson

JEFERSON is a very funny guy who cracks jokes here and there. Although he might joke a lot he has a soft spot and cares for others. If u go to him for advice he’s not the best, but he tries. He’s a cute guy who makes friends easily most of the time. But he gets annoyed when people spell his name with 2 f’s instead of 1, and when people call him Jef.

“You know Jeferson?! Ya he’s funny isn’t he?”

jeferson by Bobamilktae April 24, 2018

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Jesenya

The best person in the entire world. Smart and focused on whatever makes her happy. One-hundred percent queen

person: who's that over there?
person2: that's Jesenya. You're welcome

Jesenya by Heeyaa by outkast March 29, 2020

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jesenta

An intelligent, beautiful person who is outgoing, energetic, and kind.

Everybody likes Jesenta

jesenta by Jbomb123 February 3, 2013

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Jesenia

A very outgoing girl that is very Loveable And gorgeous, fun to hangout with , A great friend And Guys Want Her But Cant Have Her .

I Wish I Knew Jesenia .

Jesenia by Crazyy101 October 6, 2011

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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