Jewpaca 

absoloute madman

"Gregory is a jewpaca!"

Jewpaca by radcock2637 August 9, 2020

Jewbaca

A large, loud, harry, out-of-contol jew. Like chewbaca, if chewy was jewish.

-AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
-Shut-up Michael, you dam jewbaca.

Jewbaca by Bogrov December 14, 2009

Jwpaca 

Jwpaca, also known as a Jewpaca. A very horny femboy who sexualized almost anything in their path.

"Wow have you seen what jwpaca posted on r34?"

Jwpaca by MeloneTheMelon August 22, 2020

Jewpac Kippur

Refined from the legendary Tupac Shakur (rip 1996), Jewpac Kippur is a friendly and non-gang related word to call your Jewish homeboi

Christian: Yo Jewpac, whats crackin

Jewpac Kippur: n2m Christian

Naked girl: Jewpac, lets do the dradle spin and reverse menorah sequentially

Jewpac Kippur: Ok, but i gotta do some hip hop dancing to get in the mood, shalom in the home

Jewpac Kippur by Corey C October 29, 2007

Jewpocalypse 

The Jewpocalypse is the apocalypse like event that will occur in 2012. Much like the Holocaust that happened in the 1940's. In this event, the Jewish community will rise up and attempt to take over the Non-Jews of the world. In this, the most blue-eyed blond haired people will instinctively rise up as leaders of the Non-Jews. So, in other words, befriend many Aryans while you can. The Mayan interpretation is only a cover up for the somewhat Anti-Semitic Jewpocalypse.

GUY: So, have you heard about the Jewpocalypse?
GIRL: What the hell is that?
GUY: Oh, it's the end of the world.

Jewpocalypse by Apple Simpson September 6, 2009

jewpacabra 

the souls of the six million dead jews from the holocaust found their way into the bodies of chupacabras in the south-western united states and mexico. jewpacabras have a nasty habit of mutilating cows, doing your accounting and eating all of your profits...literally. If you come across a jewpacabra you must burn tall white candles that come in a glass casing with a picture of the virgin mary on them and then flash your protective star of david, which you will conveniently be wearing on your left arm. Doing so will guarantee that only one cow or sheep will be mutilated and you will still be allowed 10% of your profits.

bigfoot, hitler, b. streisand, e. levy, l. kravitz, all-time worst presidential failure r. perot, homosexuals, xenu, l. r. hubbard (they're in cahoots), the jewpacabra, like christ, has the power to save all mankind, but chooses not to in favor of fine ass bitches and hennessey.

jewpacabra by Don Keedik June 20, 2008

Jewpac

A Jew who acts like, and perhaps wrongly believes he is, a Black person. Sometimes offensive, sometimes just jocular. Combination of "Jew" and "Tupac," as in Black polymath Tupac Shakur. Sometimes offensive, sometimes just jocular.

That Jewpac was ghetto-blasting hip-hop all the way to school.

Jewpac by Yossel the Yid April 12, 2004