Jewdist 

Frequently a member of Generation X or subsequent generations; A Jewdist is one who wants to adopt a Polytheistic Religion like Buddhism, but is unable to let go of Monotheistic principles.

Jewdists have a minimalist, imported aesthetic that encompasses their lifestyle and look. Look for tacky Asian art next to a copy of the Bible, and a bunch of new-age healing books.

Jewdist by burzurke May 7, 2011

Jewtistic

"Jewtistic" or "Jewtism" Is a form of Autism that is so fucking severe, the person suffering from it is might as well choke on a Red Rocket and die.

"Last Night Darrel Fucked A Dead Cat, He's So Fucking Jewtistic."
"Bertha Rammed Her Limp Dick Inside A Meat Grinder While She Watched Gay Hentai."

Jewtistic by SkankFucker42 July 13, 2017

Jewistic 

Someone who displays Jewish attributes without being Jewish.

That atheist is acting a bit Jewistic.

Jewistic by JewishApple26 March 15, 2023

jewdiot 

an idiotic jew

Dammit man blake is a damn jewdiot.

jewdiot by deadlytank yus August 11, 2009

jewcist 

A person who discriminates against the Jews. Used synonymously with term "Nazi".

Andi- She's a very cool Nazi.
Me- Don't be such a jewcist! Damn, all they did was kill Christ...

jewcist by Tim-Jeezie May 10, 2005

jewist 

1) a person who is discrimatory against people of Jewish descent or religion. 2) A person against jews

When wacthing the capital one commericial, John shouted out "they must be talking about Jews!". Em remarked with, "why do you have to be such a jewist?".

jewist by flying cow June 6, 2007

JediStrider 

A completely non-mainstream young man who works at Hollister. Generally listens to Death Cab for Cutie, Taking back Sunday, Bush, and other non-mainstream yet genius musical bands. Has a strong distaste for movies such as Schindler's List and The Passion of the Christ, but loves movies like Bad Boyz 2 and the Matrix Reloaded. Can usually be seen with his boy Rance.

Wow, you have a Hollister shirt AND a Death Cab CD in your room, you are a total JediStrider.

JediStrider by supinternets April 3, 2004