Frequently a member of Generation X or subsequent generations; A Jewdist is one who wants to adopt a Polytheistic Religion like Buddhism, but is unable to let go of Monotheistic principles.
Jewdists have a minimalist, imported aesthetic that encompasses their lifestyle and look. Look for tacky Asian art next to a copy of the Bible, and a bunch of new-age healing books.
Genius Elders that control the ebb and flow of world economies corporations and countries but can't control there bowels. (Usually found on world stages,members only country clubs and sitting alone in front of ginormousfire places on either a wheel or rocking chair with a tartan blanket folded across his knees contemplating his next move) Not worrying for movement inside his body
"Wow Ebenezer is really helping solve the European debt crisis but the odor around him is akin to a barn"
"He's using his jediot powers please don't disturb him just yet"
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.