Jewtistic

"Jewtistic" or "Jewtism" Is a form of Autism that is so fucking severe, the person suffering from it is might as well choke on a Red Rocket and die.

"Last Night Darrel Fucked A Dead Cat, He's So Fucking Jewtistic."
"Bertha Rammed Her Limp Dick Inside A Meat Grinder While She Watched Gay Hentai."

by SkankFucker42 July 13, 2017

Jentastic

a sensation one feels in the presence of a beautiful smart girl that is named Jen. The feeling is one of numbness and awe.

John gets a jentastic sensation everytime this one girl named Jen is nearby.

by John Duckworth May 18, 2008

Jewtilicious

Adjective: Used to describe a particularly fine looking woman of Hebrew descent. Taken and updated from the song "Bootylicious" by Destiny's Child.

"My body's too Jewtilicious for you."

by Tania Levy July 27, 2006

Jewstice

1) Justice delivered by those of the Jewish religion. This form of justice is usually swift, brutal and effective.
2) Jews kicking ass

The movies Munich and Inglorious Bastards are textbook examples of Jewstice.

by Magicbus January 6, 2010

jewtastic

1.awesomely jewish
2.better than everyone else

submitted by Drew

Im Jewtastic

by Drew February 27, 2004

jewnastics

Jewish work out exercises.

Look at Jimmy Shaker doing the jewnastics!!

by Baby Suri Cruise December 16, 2006

jewsticles

basically, jewish testicles but in one, bullet of a word.

Olly: "michael, put away your hairy jewsticles"

by Fia bbz August 8, 2009