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"Jewtistic" or "Jewtism" Is a form of Autism that is so fucking severe, the person suffering from it is might as well choke on a Red Rocket and die.
"Last Night Darrel Fucked A Dead Cat, He's So Fucking Jewtistic."
"Bertha Rammed Her Limp Dick Inside A Meat Grinder While She Watched Gay Hentai."
Jewtistic by SkankFucker42 July 13, 2017
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When someone expresses an abnormal amount of Jew-ness; is very stingy.

Originated at Moorpark High School
Me: Have you seen that kid Gavin?

Other: Yeah, he refused to give up a penny he found on the ground.

Me: Wow, he's probably one of the Jewciest out there.
Jewciest by TheOneAsian November 26, 2017
Frequently a member of Generation X or subsequent generations; A Jewdist is one who wants to adopt a Polytheistic Religion like Buddhism, but is unable to let go of Monotheistic principles.
Jewdists have a minimalist, imported aesthetic that encompasses their lifestyle and look. Look for tacky Asian art next to a copy of the Bible, and a bunch of new-age healing books.
Jewdist by burzurke May 7, 2011

Jewistic 

Someone who displays Jewish attributes without being Jewish.
That atheist is acting a bit Jewistic.
Jewistic by JewishApple26 March 15, 2023
1) a person who is discrimatory against people of Jewish descent or religion. 2) A person against jews

When wacthing the capital one commericial, John shouted out "they must be talking about Jews!". Em remarked with, "why do you have to be such a jewist?".
jewist by flying cow June 6, 2007

JewCastle 

A burning building of Jews', The Jews' are the building.
You Fucking JewCastle.
Your the foundation of the JewCastle.
JewCastle by Jew's are people to November 10, 2009
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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