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"Jewtistic" or "Jewtism" Is a form of Autism that is so fucking severe, the person suffering from it is might as well choke on a Red Rocket and die.
"Last Night Darrel Fucked A Dead Cat, He's So Fucking Jewtistic."
"Bertha Rammed Her Limp Dick Inside A Meat Grinder While She Watched Gay Hentai."
Jewtistic by SkankFucker42 July 13, 2017
Related Words
1) Justice delivered by those of the Jewish religion. This form of justice is usually swift, brutal and effective.
2) Jews kicking ass
The movies Munich and Inglorious Bastards are textbook examples of Jewstice.
Jewstice by Magicbus January 6, 2010

jewsticles 

basically, jewish testicles but in one, bullet of a word.
Olly: "michael, put away your hairy jewsticles"
jewsticles by Fia bbz August 8, 2009

Jewbsticles 

Jewish mans testicles. Originaly this joke created the word Jewbs, Q: "What do you call a Jewish womans boobs?" A: "Jewbs!" The name 'Jewbs" then inspired the naming of a jewish mans testicles, 'Jewbsticles'. A Jewish man has two jewbsticles (singular jewbsticle), they dangle from his jewsack.
When my sisters Jewish boyfriend goes swimming, he wears speedo's and you can clearly see the outline of his jewbsticles because they are tight and hug his crutch.
Jewbsticles by ambulance_x December 12, 2008

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026