Jetsky

an old man who believes he can fly and tried and failed.

'my dad tried to jump out a window today. Either he hates life or he's a Jetsky

by manbest of townsplace August 17, 2011

The Jeskys

Born and raised in Ann Arbor, Michigan; Leonard Jesky 19 and his younger brother

Lamar Jesky have become facebook sensations with their brash honestly and

carefree attitudes. Known for their seemingly endless innuendos and knack for

making people mad, they have many enemies and even some friends.

The Jeskys commented on my facebook page today, 53 comments later, I know everything about their parents sex life, and the size of Lamar's penis.

by LJ 69'er January 30, 2010

jetskis on water

the most amazing thing anyone will ever see.

Ben:did you know that you can drive jetskis on water

class:no, really!!!!!!

by j-rob mad fresh April 17, 2010

jesky'd

To be invoiced by a professional for the smallest of services.

Dude, my lawyer billed me $38 for the time it took him to make a copy.

Dude: "You've been Jesky'd!"

by schlubnik January 27, 2009

Dirty Jetski

A variation of motorboating / submarining; placing the head ass-to-face, motorboating the butt cheeks while being defecated on, urinated on, or farted on.

"LMFAO you can't be serious? A Dirty Jetski? HAHAHAAA that's sooo fkn gross.."

by aliaz May 15, 2010

Colin Healy and the Jetskis

A popular pop/rock band based out of Richmond, Virginia. Known for their captivating use of "The Box".

Guy 1: What makes "Colin Healy and the Jetskis" such a great Richmond band?
Guy 2: The Box.

by TheBox01 April 8, 2009

Jetskiing

You motorboat boobs but you jetski a pussy!

"Last night my boyfriend was motorboating my boobs, and then he went down and started jetskiing my pussy too!"

by Emsa July 22, 2012