Jetka

The most epic, legendary, bulletproof asian ninja teenage girl you ever meet EVER. Usually found with two toned hair and an ugly handbag. Does she care? Like a honey badger, she does not. So suck it.

Jetka Wanner is your hero. Period.

by kidfromyesterday November 30, 2011

JëTKA

The feeling of connection toward someone, where you both compliment each others capabilities and share ideas, show appreciation, and value them for their existence.

Not being just a word based of romantic feeling but the unconditional feeling of care and support for them in their lives, in other words companionship for one another.

JëTKA being the connection toward any relationship.

by K1NG0FL1F3 December 2, 2024

jethalal

GOAT of Hindi Entertainment Television.
Has phenomenal acting skills with eye catching and funny expressions.
He is the synonym of G.O.A.T
Only clowns will say him overrated 🤡

Virat Kohli is the Jethalal of Cricket

by TMKOC fan June 30, 2021

Jetgasm

Occurs when a man rips an especially violent fart at the moment of orgasm thus adding a jet thrust to further explode his seed into the womb. Some men derive extra pleasure from the act of expelling their flatulence whilst they orgasm. Not for the feign of heart, it should only be utilized at the end of a relationship, with a fat chick, or with a really good humored mate.

She didn't like the jetgasm, but man it felt good as hell!

by keifermail June 29, 2009

Jetdav

To go Insanly apeshit on Teamspeak or Ventrilo using a Deep Scottish accent, and an extremely large amount of swears.

Dude he died on Runescape and pulled a Jetdav

by ben mazer February 26, 2008

jetbaiting

The act of furiously masturbating specifically to poorly photoshopped images of Jet, the sexy star of the 1990's British show Gladiators.

When we knocked on Mike's door to see if he would like to join us on a trip to the local pub, all we heard was a panicked shuffling of sand and a muffled yell of "Go away! I'm Jetbaiting!"

by BlueMeekel October 3, 2012

jerkaholic

A person who masturbates to a degree that it interferes with their daily life.

He was such a jerkaholic, that his wife left him for masturbating online all day.

by DrJohnJ September 5, 2008