JetBlues 

The feeling you get when you hate your job, or the customers you deal with. Reference to Steven Slater, the Flight Attendent who, after a scene with a passenger, shouted expletives over the P.A. system, then grabbed a beer and slid down the emergency chute.

These non-tippers give me the JetBlues.

JetBlues by SXY S14 August 13, 2010

JetBlue Balls 

When you fly somewhere for a girl and get rejected.

Jake flew down to Miami to make love to Samantha and found out she just liked him as a friend. He clearly suffered from JetBlue Balls that weekend.

JetBlue Balls by icwish December 27, 2009

JETBLUE 

an airline that pwns all other airlines...don't believe me? next time you're at an airport check and see how much space jetblue takes up. they're taking over...fuck yeaaaaaaaaaaa!

Willie: I rode on Jetblue today.
Billie: Really? How was it?
Willie: It was awesome...I did the mile high club thing if you know what I mean...
Billie: Haha awesome man! I gotta ride Jetblue someday.
WIllie: Oh yea they have TV's in each headrest! How awesome is that?
Billie: That's real awesome!

JETBLUE by smackboobie November 1, 2006

JetBlue 

Transitive Verb. /

The act of loudly losing one's shit in front of a rather large, anonymous crowd, before deploying a 3000-psi nitrogen-charged emergency slide and absconding with multiple, unpurchased alcoholic beverages.

Person 1: Krikey! Did you see Jill go all JetBlue, tonight at the party?

Person 2: Yes I did. She was hot.

JetBlue by PseuPseuPseudio August 10, 2010

JetBlue Exit 

Noun: to leave a job while making a flamboyant gesture; a way of saying "fuck you" in a literal or symbolic sense.

JetBlue Exit: Based on incident when JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater departed his aircraft (and his employment) via the emergency slide while carrying a stolen beer.

JetBlue Exit by Island Mac Guy August 11, 2010

jetblue 

Not only a modern airline, but an airline that offers free satellite TV service in every seat. There is an LCD screen embedded in the seat back in front of you, allowing you to watch
tv during your flight.

I flew from miami to New York on Jetblue.

jetblue by Taylor Esformes April 3, 2004

Go JetBlue 

After the recent events involving a JetBlue Flight Attendant cussing out a passenger and quitting his job over the PA system, this phrase is used in lieu of "Go Postal"

If I have to put up with one more bitchy customer, I'm gonna Go JetBlue on them

Go JetBlue by Mr. Slater is my Hero August 11, 2010