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JetBlue Balls
Jake flew down to Miami to make love to Samantha and found out she just liked him as a friend. He clearly suffered from JetBlue Balls that weekend.
JetBlue Balls by icwish December 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2012
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JETBLUE
an airline that pwns all other airlines...don't believe me? next time you're at an airport check and see how much space jetblue takes up. they're taking over...fuck yeaaaaaaaaaaa!
Willie: I rode on Jetblue today.
Billie: Really? How was it?
Willie: It was awesome...I did the mile high club thing if you know what I mean...
Billie: Haha awesome man! I gotta ride Jetblue someday.
WIllie: Oh yea they have TV's in each headrest! How awesome is that?
Billie: That's real awesome!
Billie: Really? How was it?
Willie: It was awesome...I did the mile high club thing if you know what I mean...
Billie: Haha awesome man! I gotta ride Jetblue someday.
WIllie: Oh yea they have TV's in each headrest! How awesome is that?
Billie: That's real awesome!
JETBLUE by smackboobie November 1, 2006
JetBlue
Transitive Verb. /
The act of loudly losing one's shit in front of a rather large, anonymous crowd, before deploying a 3000-psi nitrogen-charged emergency slide and absconding with multiple, unpurchased alcoholic beverages.
The act of loudly losing one's shit in front of a rather large, anonymous crowd, before deploying a 3000-psi nitrogen-charged emergency slide and absconding with multiple, unpurchased alcoholic beverages.
Person 1: Krikey! Did you see Jill go all JetBlue, tonight at the party?
Person 2: Yes I did. She was hot.
Person 2: Yes I did. She was hot.
JetBlue by PseuPseuPseudio August 10, 2010
JetBlue Exit
Noun: to leave a job while making a flamboyant gesture; a way of saying "fuck you" in a literal or symbolic sense.
JetBlue Exit: Based on incident when JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater departed his aircraft (and his employment) via the emergency slide while carrying a stolen beer.
JetBlue Exit by Island Mac Guy August 11, 2010
jetblue
Not only a modern airline, but an airline that offers free satellite TV service in every seat. There is an LCD screen embedded in the seat back in front of you, allowing you to watch
tv during your flight.
tv during your flight.
jetblue by Taylor Esformes April 3, 2004
Go JetBlue
After the recent events involving a JetBlue Flight Attendant cussing out a passenger and quitting his job over the PA system, this phrase is used in lieu of "Go Postal"
Go JetBlue by Mr. Slater is my Hero August 11, 2010
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.