jerkstore

1) a fictitious retailer that sells "jerks." 2) a line that one imagines to be the perfect comeback

1) REILLY: The ocean called. They're running outta shrimp.

GEORGE: Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the jerkstore called. They're running outta you.

REILLY: What's the difference? You're their all-time best
seller!

2)GEORGE: Don't you understand? It's not about him. To have a line as perfect as "jerkstore" and to never use it. I, I couldn't live with myself.

ELAINE: See, there are no jerkstores. It..it's just a little confusing, is all.

GEORGE: It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it. And, I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!

by Frank Booth June 16, 2006

jerkstore

background:
I first heard "jerkstore" on an episode of Seinfeld. George (Jason Alexander) was at a business meeting, eating a whole mess o' shrimp. This other guy says, "Hey George, the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp." Everyone has a good laugh and George is speechless. On the drive home, he thinks up a comeback "Oh yeah? Well, the jerkstore called, they're running out of you."

Oh yeah? Well, the jerkstore called... they're running out of you.

by richie! November 15, 2004

JERKSTORE

a comeback muttered under your breath when you can't think of anything better to say.

joe: hey bobby, i just did your mom!
bobby: (muttering) jerkstore.

by gofuk yerself November 18, 2005

JERKSTORE

a jerk, a bum, a dick, an unpleasant person

Quit being a jerkstore, you jerkstore

by Andrew September 26, 2003

Jerkstore

An individual who is a huge jerk while simultaneously being a boring and bad influence. Similar to avoid bag of dicks.

Sam couldn't believe what a jerkstore Hannah was when she rudely berated her awesome father.

by Jerkstore October 1, 2014

The Jerk Store Called, They're Running out of You!

George Costanza's burn that he invented in response to a co-worker telling him that "Hey George the Ocean called, they are running out of shrimp" He thinks it is the greatest diss ever, but all his friends don't laugh at it

From the show Seinfeld

George: The Jerk Store called, They're running out of you!
Jerry, Kramer, and Elaine: Ehhhh

by Sinatrafan77 January 8, 2012

Jerksterbate

To masturbate vigorously.

#1 The retard went to the corner of the classroom and started jerksterbating.

#2 The man jerksterbated all over the woman's face because she would not make him a sandwich.

#3

Joe: "Brandon are you jerksterbating?"
Brandon: "no i umm... im just uhh"
Joe: "better fucking not be"

by cr7mercurial March 18, 2010