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jerkwhore

having both qualities of a jerk and a whore
GIRL1: Tammy just lied to Jessica about sleeping with her boyfriend which everyone knows she did.
GIRL2: OMG, she's such a jerkwhore

GIRL3: Steve just used Sarah again as a rebound.
GIRL4: He's such a womanizer.
GIRL5: No, he's just a jerkwhore
by mercedcollegegroups December 28, 2008
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Jerkhole

A hole in the ground in which one collects jerks.
"Oh man. MattyPatty has become a good person in this one! He's not an abusive jerkhole!!!" ~MatPat
by Definite_Faller February 1, 2018
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JerkyHole

A hole that is filled with jerky.
Not to be confused with a JerkHole.
Person 1: "Hey Wanna Go To A JerkyHole?"
Person 2: "A JerkHole?"
Person 1: "No a JerkyHole"
Person 2: "Oh Sure."
by What the fuck am i doing? January 31, 2018
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jerkhole

A hole of jerkiness. Originated by MatPat of Game Theory on YouTube. Could also be used to describe a hole full of jerks.
MattyPatty is being a huge jerkhole.
by violetrose5 February 1, 2018
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jerkstore

1) a fictitious retailer that sells "jerks." 2) a line that one imagines to be the perfect comeback
1) REILLY: The ocean called. They're running outta shrimp.

GEORGE: Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the jerkstore called. They're running outta you.

REILLY: What's the difference? You're their all-time best
seller!

2)GEORGE: Don't you understand? It's not about him. To have a line as perfect as "jerkstore" and to never use it. I, I couldn't live with myself.

ELAINE: See, there are no jerkstores. It..it's just a little confusing, is all.

GEORGE: It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it. And, I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!
by Frank Booth June 16, 2006
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Jerkhole

A hole in the ground, in which one collects jerks.
Matt Pat- “Oh woah, MattyPatty has become a good person in this one; he’s not an abusive jerkhole
by SirGiraffe February 1, 2018
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jerkawhore

A jerkawhore is someone who either steals your comfy rolly chair, eats food in front of you without sharing, or doesn't appreciate their heartfelt secret santa gifts. It can also be used when one feels like saying something ridiculous that rhymes with dinosaur.
Get out of my car, jerkawhore!
by Curvy January 5, 2008
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