Jerksterbate

To masturbate vigorously.

#1 The retard went to the corner of the classroom and started jerksterbating.

#2 The man jerksterbated all over the woman's face because she would not make him a sandwich.

#3

Joe: "Brandon are you jerksterbating?"
Brandon: "no i umm... im just uhh"
Joe: "better fucking not be"

by cr7mercurial March 18, 2010

jacksterbate

the form of male masturbation; jacking off/wanking off

my guy friends gell me of their jacksterbate adventures

by gabbyxlover August 4, 2007

Jerkstibate

Used to show how much you are going to jerk off/masturbate. Interchangeable.

"Hey want to jerkstibate with me later?"
"Nah I'm just going to finger myself."

by Inventor of jerkstibate April 13, 2023