Jankstore 

Jankstore - from the root word 'janky' & similar in spirit and context to a 'creepstore'. A person that personifies bad qualities. The master of janky. A person or place where only the poorest or worst things are distributed.

If you thought Jerry O'Connell was a janky motherfucker, you should meet his brother. That guy is an epic jankstore.

Jankstore by Sheryl Crow's cancer November 16, 2010

jerkstore 

1) a fictitious retailer that sells "jerks." 2) a line that one imagines to be the perfect comeback

1) REILLY: The ocean called. They're running outta shrimp.

GEORGE: Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the jerkstore called. They're running outta you.

REILLY: What's the difference? You're their all-time best
seller!

2)GEORGE: Don't you understand? It's not about him. To have a line as perfect as "jerkstore" and to never use it. I, I couldn't live with myself.

ELAINE: See, there are no jerkstores. It..it's just a little confusing, is all.

GEORGE: It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it. And, I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!

jerkstore by Frank Booth June 16, 2006

jerkstore 

background:
I first heard "jerkstore" on an episode of Seinfeld. George (Jason Alexander) was at a business meeting, eating a whole mess o' shrimp. This other guy says, "Hey George, the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp." Everyone has a good laugh and George is speechless. On the drive home, he thinks up a comeback "Oh yeah? Well, the jerkstore called, they're running out of you."

Oh yeah? Well, the jerkstore called... they're running out of you.

jerkstore by richie! November 15, 2004

jänksitorn

tower of bunnies
(usually consists of 5 bunnies)

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jänksitorn by HrMystik October 3, 2019

Wankstore 

A store filled with wanks e.g. a place filled with individuals who wank, are wanking, or who place high scores on the wank-o-meter. Ya dig?

"Hey Tomothy you wanna go to da Starbucks?"
"Hellz to the no! That place is a wankstore"
"Oh shizer!"

Wankstore by Genitalius September 20, 2007

janksmoel

Dutch word meaning howlermouth. a crybaby.

Jezus, janksmoel, lik mn reet!:
jezus, crybaby, kiss my ass!

janksmoel by Cees van Cleef June 1, 2007

Jankster Gangster 

From the word Jank meaning messed, screwed or fucked up. This is a person who walks around like hot shit on a golden platter but acts more like a cold turd on a paper plate.

He asked me out on a date, then that jankster gangster left me with the tab.

Jankster Gangster by Kokopellisweety March 6, 2020