Jerk table

Table upon which multiple men pleasure themselves.

We all gathered around the jerk table.

by Rafter P Archery October 4, 2020

jerkable

When a picture or video is just sexy enough to get off to.

damn did you see her new Instagram post that shit was jerkable for sure.

by Tkabpro March 14, 2016

Jerkable

"Jerk" comes from the phrase "Jerking Off" which also means masturbating
"able" means having the ability to do something/opportunity do something
Combine them together and you have "Jerkable"
In simpler words, Jerkable means being able to jerk off to something.

Joon Sung Kim: "Bro I jerked off to Hentai yesterday, that shit was awesome"
Aiden Lee: "Hentai??!! wtf man! that shit is unjerkable, how do you jerk off to animated characters"

OR

Aiden Lee: "bro did u see that Ash Kaashh gawk gawk video?"
Joshua Hwang: "Yeah man, that shit is jerkable as FUCK"

by youngdaggerdiq January 23, 2022

cartoon jerkables

1. Cartoon's drawn in a provacotive and sexual way

2. Hentai

See also: tentacle rape

"After dinner I fully intend to sit down with brandy and a fine cartoon jerkable and wank."

by Tweakumz July 6, 2003

jerkable

noun - (1) the condition or quality of an individual being so full of shit it's coming out their ears;

(2) (archaic) description for manic bards who can't keep their shit together
(3) an apt description of the person reading this right now

Example: "Cut it out, you jerkable asshole!"

by gastroenterologist June 26, 2024

jerkable

adjective - (1) the condition or quality of an individual being so full of shit it's coming out their ears;

(2) (archaic) description for manic bards who can't keep their shit together;
(3) a personality assessment of the person reading this right now

Examples:

"That's the most jerkable bullshit I ever heard."

"Laura is jerkable in the worst way."

"Cut it out, you jerkable asshole!"

by gastroenterologist June 26, 2024