I had such a good Jerk-Out yesterday, my girlfriend got naked on webcam & I produced a quart of semen.
by J-BAILS13 July 25, 2010
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Excessive or prolonged masturbation to the extent that it becomes a form of working out. Usually this results in sore forearms.
by TayRexz April 03, 2011
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We were partying down by the river, things were getting crazy, so we had to jerk out before the pigs arrived.
by rudeboy43 September 26, 2014
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When you're supposed to be in the gym, but you don't have the energy or motivation to work out. So instead of working out you jerk it
by JerkingJerky May 29, 2019
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A jerkout comes in two varieties, pre and post jerkout. A pre jerkout refers to the act of masturbating before hitting the gym in order to get amped up. A post jerkout is when you choke the sheriff after the gym and is a vital part of the recovery process for your muscles.
Bro 1 - Hey I just bought this awesome pre workout from GNC you want to try it?
Bro 2- Nah man, I'm all set. I just had an awesome pre jerkout.
Bro 2- Nah man, I'm all set. I just had an awesome pre jerkout.
by ThatGuy915 December 17, 2013
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by bob_slocum July 10, 2017
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