Jensplain

When your friend whose name begins with Jen- tries to mansplain something

"Look at that! Did you know that lions live in the jungle?"
"First, lions live in the Sahara. Second, I know what a fucking Lion is, don't try and Jensplain it to me."

by Can't be bothered 2.0 November 21, 2021

Jensplaining

When your wife has to explain basic morals and empathy to her husband that runs a country and 100% of the time the husband is the kind of man that makes up his own nickname and shits himself at a Engadine McDonald's

Stop Jensplaining it to me, I told you I didn't rape her I just held her down for the young staffer to rape, we have to leave in 5 minutes so will talk about it when we get back from hillsong, we will have more time for me to comprehend how to do empathy, just write what I should say Jen

by Fuck Scotty from marketing February 16, 2021

Johnsplaining

When a non sex worker tries to tell a sex worker what sex work is about.

Mother fucker was johnsplaining the exploitation of porn actors to me!

by Tommy Pistol December 14, 2021

japsplain

(v) To explain a commonly-known aspect of Japanese culture to a non-Japanese audience, often with condescending oversimplicity.

"I've been living in Osaka for ten years, and I still get okonomiyaki japsplained to me as 'a Japanese pizza pancake.' "

by jetlife-senpai February 21, 2015

jedisplain

Constantly talking about STAR WARS movies to an uninterested audience.

"Man, Dave will NOT stop jedisplaining about Luke in the last movie. That dude needs a girlfriend."

by JormanThoad May 2, 2018

jerksplaining

when a person asks:

"What's a good place to get antibiotic cream in foreign city?" and someone responds, "You shouldn't use antibiotic cream."

Or, "Who has a good recipe for tuna noodle casserole?" and someone responds, "You really don't want to eat too much tuna. It's best to eat lower down the food chain. Better yet, go vegan!"

Bill thought he was giving advice, but really he was jerksplaining.

by Deaf leper August 28, 2019

Jewsplaining

Jews telling non-jews what they should think or feel about themselves (and other gentiles), their faith, their community, and their role in society.

This guy at the deli was popping off about how jews got ahead in the US more than the other 99% of Americans. When I told him to stop jewsplaining, he pulled out his phone, started recording and threatened to turn me into the Anti-Defamation League.

by BlueCollarLaboringMan August 19, 2022