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Jensplaining

When your wife has to explain basic morals and empathy to her husband that runs a country and 100% of the time the husband is the kind of man that makes up his own nickname and shits himself at a Engadine McDonald's
Stop Jensplaining it to me, I told you I didn't rape her I just held her down for the young staffer to rape, we have to leave in 5 minutes so will talk about it when we get back from hillsong, we will have more time for me to comprehend how to do empathy, just write what I should say Jen

Jacksplaining

jacksplaining
Explaining something you know nothing about.

Attempting to explain Jack-shit!
John was jacksplaining to Dylan how PMS feels.
John doesn’t know jack-shit about how PMS feels.
Jacksplaining by LKingmanL June 6, 2018

Japansplaining 

A Japanese guy trying for explain away weird shit that only happens in Japan.
Jon was caught japansplaining when he tried to say the perverted Doritos packaging in Japan was not unusual and somehow had a deep, spiritual meaning.

Jewsplaining 

Jews telling non-jews what they should think or feel about themselves (and other gentiles), their faith, their community, and their role in society.
This guy at the deli was popping off about how jews got ahead in the US more than the other 99% of Americans. When I told him to stop jewsplaining, he pulled out his phone, started recording and threatened to turn me into the Anti-Defamation League.

Mapsplaining 

Noun. A form of splaining in which a navigation app tells you how to get out of the same neighborhood you've lived in for years.
Google: "Turn right on Gerard Way."
Me: "No, really? Stop mapsplaining me, Google."
Mapsplaining by Gebus1 April 21, 2019

japsploitation 

A movie, usually popular among a certain breed of film geek, made in Japan and involving gratuitous amounts of kung-fu, violence, and overall gore. Along the same lines as blacksploitation.
Did you see Ichi the Killer yet?" "Yes I sure did. I love Takashi Miike's films. He's the best japsploitation film maker ever.
japsploitation by kingbuzzo February 23, 2011