Johnsplaining 

When a non sex worker tries to tell a sex worker what sex work is about.

Mother fucker was johnsplaining the exploitation of porn actors to me!

Johnsplaining by Tommy Pistol December 14, 2021

Jensplaining

When your wife has to explain basic morals and empathy to her husband that runs a country and 100% of the time the husband is the kind of man that makes up his own nickname and shits himself at a Engadine McDonald's

Stop Jensplaining it to me, I told you I didn't rape her I just held her down for the young staffer to rape, we have to leave in 5 minutes so will talk about it when we get back from hillsong, we will have more time for me to comprehend how to do empathy, just write what I should say Jen

Jensplaining by Fuck Scotty from marketing February 16, 2021

Jocsplaining 

When somebody acts like they are smarter than everyone on the planet and proceeds to explain/elaborate simple topics using unnecessarily big words, that of which no one asked for an explanation of to begin with.

People who Jocsplain also have a tendancy of:

-backseat gaming
-watching podcasts
-acting like the wolf of wall street with a $200 robinhood portfolio.

Person: "John you have a small dick."

Jocsplainer: "Well actually the genetics of my ancestors combined with the percentage of testosterone present in my blood cells prove that my penis is larger than the average man."

Person: "Bro you're jocsplaining so hard right now."

Everyone else to the jocsplainer: "Shut the fuck up."

Jocsplaining by I Rek M9s December 14, 2022

Jocksplaining 

Speaking slowly, clearly, using words of one syllable or less, trying very hard not to convey the impression that you think the person you are addressing is an utter moron.

Most commonly used to describe a native Scot addressing an English tourist. Or any tourist, really, especially during the Edinburgh Festival.

"No, foolish English tourist. It is not yet haggis hunting season" "Don't you do that'Jocksplaining' thing to me, you Scotch git*

Jocksplaining by I belong to Muchty May 29, 2022

Jansplaining 

The term for a German's strong inclination to share their opinions and insights, often believing that they have a deeper understanding of a subject matter than others. Their persistent need to explain and assert their knowledge can sometimes come across as arrogant or overbearing. However, it's important to note that their intentions may stem from a genuine desire to share information and contribute to conversations.

"Whenever Maria talks about her Mexican heritage, Hans is jansplaining to Maria with unsolicited explanations and corrections, as if he knows more about her culture than she does. Later, he even goes as far as sending Maria an article on Mexican traditions and customs, as if she needs to be educated by him."

Jansplaining by Fat Johnny from Sales July 18, 2023

Jansplaining 

A german's person strong inclination to share their opinions and insights, often believing that they have a deeper understanding of a subject matter than others. Their persistent need to explain and assert their knowledge can sometimes come across as arrogant or overbearing. However, it's important to note that their intentions may stem from a genuine desire to share information and contribute to conversations.

"Whenever Maria talks about her Mexican heritage, Hans is continuously jansplaining as if he knows more about her culture than she does. In an attempt to further assert his expertise. Later, he even goes as far as sending Maria an article on Mexican traditions and customs, as if she needs to be educated by him."

Jansplaining by Fat Johnny from Sales July 18, 2023