jerksplaining

when a person asks:

"What's a good place to get antibiotic cream in foreign city?" and someone responds, "You shouldn't use antibiotic cream."

Or, "Who has a good recipe for tuna noodle casserole?" and someone responds, "You really don't want to eat too much tuna. It's best to eat lower down the food chain. Better yet, go vegan!"

Bill thought he was giving advice, but really he was jerksplaining.

jerksplaining by Deaf leper August 28, 2019

Jensplaining

When your wife has to explain basic morals and empathy to her husband that runs a country and 100% of the time the husband is the kind of man that makes up his own nickname and shits himself at a Engadine McDonald's

Stop Jensplaining it to me, I told you I didn't rape her I just held her down for the young staffer to rape, we have to leave in 5 minutes so will talk about it when we get back from hillsong, we will have more time for me to comprehend how to do empathy, just write what I should say Jen

Jensplaining by Fuck Scotty from marketing February 16, 2021

Jacksplaining

jacksplaining
Explaining something you know nothing about.

Attempting to explain Jack-shit!

John was jacksplaining to Dylan how PMS feels.
John doesn’t know jack-shit about how PMS feels.

Jacksplaining by LKingmanL June 6, 2018

Jewsplaining 

Jews telling non-jews what they should think or feel about themselves (and other gentiles), their faith, their community, and their role in society.

This guy at the deli was popping off about how jews got ahead in the US more than the other 99% of Americans. When I told him to stop jewsplaining, he pulled out his phone, started recording and threatened to turn me into the Anti-Defamation League.

Jewsplaining by BlueCollarLaboringMan August 19, 2022

Jacksplaining

Constantly explaining something fairly basic one step too far-

Jack is always Jacksplaining things.

Jacksplaining by Thiscantbereal December 7, 2021

Jocksplaining 

Speaking slowly, clearly, using words of one syllable or less, trying very hard not to convey the impression that you think the person you are addressing is an utter moron.

Most commonly used to describe a native Scot addressing an English tourist. Or any tourist, really, especially during the Edinburgh Festival.

"No, foolish English tourist. It is not yet haggis hunting season" "Don't you do that'Jocksplaining' thing to me, you Scotch git*

Jocksplaining by I belong to Muchty May 29, 2022

Jewsplaining 

When someone born with a lot of connections talks about how they worked so hard to get where they are and lie about starting from the bottom.

That rich guy was jewsplaining about his comeup

Jewsplaining by 0xEl September 1, 2023