Jecksther 

Jecksther is a short term for the word amazing. Basically, the name Jecksther means a good and caring husband of a butterfly in the ocean. Jecksther also means "and gwapo", a filipino phrase that means "so handsome" in english.

Omg, he's such a Jecksther.

Jecksther by ilovecalamares November 23, 2021

Jerksterbate 

To masturbate vigorously.

#1 The retard went to the corner of the classroom and started jerksterbating.

#2 The man jerksterbated all over the woman's face because she would not make him a sandwich.

#3

Joe: "Brandon are you jerksterbating?"
Brandon: "no i umm... im just uhh"
Joe: "better fucking not be"

Jerksterbate by cr7mercurial March 18, 2010

EZ Jackster 

1) A Matrix-like program where you can acquire any piece of music ever created.
2) The root of all evil.

Didja get the latest Sir Paid-A-Lot single from EZ Jackster yet, Dijonay?

EZ Jackster by FD March 29, 2003

JackAtherton

n. United States anchorman located in Cincinnati, Ohio at WXIX (Fox 19) from 1993-present. JackAtherton was born in Morristown, New Jersey. He attended school at Yale and Columbia University for his degree in law.

Practiced law in New York City for seven years, while also writing classical music, doing book reviews and doing editorial drawings for the New York Times!

Married to Aymsley and has two daughters. Currently resides in Cincinnati, Ohio and is part of Fox 19's "10 O'clock News."

General good guy that is so audacious in his delivery of the news, he cannot be taken seriously. Believed to be the person who the character "Ron Burgundy" from the 2004 Will Ferrell movie, "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy" is based off of.

adj.

1. spirited and original

2. cocky and jovial at the same time

3. better than you

I'm Jack Atherton and my favorite number is thir-twelve! I'm Jack Atherton!

I'm Jack Atherton and I am a world-reknowned Barbie Doll collector. Soccer Mom Barbie is easily my most prized posession. Complete with her old high school cheerleading megaphone, minivan in "Robin Egg Blue," and a cooler filled with doughnuts and fruit punch, my mint one retails for more than Delaware is worth. I'm Jack Atherton!

JackAtherton by Make Out Joe of kisscincinnati.com July 10, 2005

Jockster

Athletically inclined individual in the urban environment who tries to pass themselves off as being cooler than they really are. A cross between a hipster and a jock. Favors Rock Climbing, Skateboarding (particularly long boards), marijuana, can equally wear a polo shirt or ironic retro t-shirt, sports longish hair, faux-hawk, or shaved heads. Usually white, male, prep school educated, and untalented.

"He took her on a date rock-climbing and then to an Andrew Bird concert. I can't believe she'd date such a jockster!"

Jockster by Scrunchface April 30, 2010

jacksutherland 

Procrastination

Dam that jacksutherland be procrastinating

jacksutherland by God Himself 123 October 12, 2023

Jekkster

Jekkster is the name for those of supreme omnipotence. They typically tend to laze around, as they enjoy living peaceful and humble lives..mostly to chuckle at human ignorance. While they can change reality in any way they want, they love to feel pain and misery, as it's something they grew up with. The most comprehensive way to explain him is "God" to human beings, but in reality, is something much greater.
In short, Jekksters are the best, most perfect beings in existence. They also have quite hugh mungous penises.

"Hey, that Jekkster guy sure is awesome."

Jekkster by The Mumen Rider November 19, 2016