Jockster

Athletically inclined individual in the urban environment who tries to pass themselves off as being cooler than they really are. A cross between a hipster and a jock. Favors Rock Climbing, Skateboarding (particularly long boards), marijuana, can equally wear a polo shirt or ironic retro t-shirt, sports longish hair, faux-hawk, or shaved heads. Usually white, male, prep school educated, and untalented.

"He took her on a date rock-climbing and then to an Andrew Bird concert. I can't believe she'd date such a jockster!"

Jockster by Scrunchface April 30, 2010

jockster

jock + gangster

Usually seen running down the basketball court with their ass hanging out of their shorts.

Mike is a jockster.. Look at him with his backwards hat and low basketball shorts.

jockster by imaprettycoolbrunette June 11, 2005

devil's jockstrap 

Something that smells atrocious.

Gawd, that cess pool smells like the devil's jockstrap!!!

devil's jockstrap by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

denver jockstrap 

A fictional anti-carjacking device appearing in "Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult" (1994).

It consists of a metal claw that deploys from under the vehicle and grabs the would-be carjacker by the balls.

It looks painful.

The man tried to steal my car, and my Denver jockstrap ground his balls.

denver jockstrap by Antoine Mathys January 18, 2013

a bum's jockstrap 

This is a foul human groin, butt smell.

Gaaawd, it smells like a bum's jockstrap in here in the bedroom!!!

a bum's jockstrap by I, Wreckerrr January 30, 2021

Jordanian Jockstrap 

To use people or to borrow money. Credit. Lend.Venture. Not Profitable. To receive. Never get back. Lend. Borrow. Dead beat. skip. payments. loan.

We loaned $12,000 to that un greatful hump, and never got paid back. What a Jordanian Jockstrap asshole! Or; That Jordanian Jockstrap promised to pay for half the meal, but bailed and left us with the check to pay. What a Jordanian jockstrap piece of crap.

Jordanian Jockstrap by Reno/flex June 17, 2018

International Jockstrap Day

May 1st is the day! Whether it be for exercising or just for everyday wear, Jockstrap day is a day to celebrate your adventurous side!

Person One - “did you know today’s international jockstrap day?”
Person Two - “Sure did, got mine on!”

International Jockstrap Day by Jonathan Brooklin April 18, 2019