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Jeckster 

A confident and cocky guy, he's sometimes quite full of himself. Stylish, and a HUGE flirt. Caring, motivated and extremely competitive. You could say he's a charmer. A member of the sickest fraternity around, Sigma Alpha Epsilon. And most importantly the love of my life!
Sorcerer: You are some kind of Jeckster
Jeckster by Ashley Kloehn April 6, 2008
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Jerksterbate 

#1 The retard went to the corner of the classroom and started jerksterbating.

#2 The man jerksterbated all over the woman's face because she would not make him a sandwich.

#3

Joe: "Brandon are you jerksterbating?"
Brandon: "no i umm... im just uhh"
Joe: "better fucking not be"
Jerksterbate by cr7mercurial March 18, 2010

EZ Jackster 

1) A Matrix-like program where you can acquire any piece of music ever created.
2) The root of all evil.
Didja get the latest Sir Paid-A-Lot single from EZ Jackster yet, Dijonay?
EZ Jackster by FD March 29, 2003
Athletically inclined individual in the urban environment who tries to pass themselves off as being cooler than they really are. A cross between a hipster and a jock. Favors Rock Climbing, Skateboarding (particularly long boards), marijuana, can equally wear a polo shirt or ironic retro t-shirt, sports longish hair, faux-hawk, or shaved heads. Usually white, male, prep school educated, and untalented.
"He took her on a date rock-climbing and then to an Andrew Bird concert. I can't believe she'd date such a jockster!"
Jockster by Scrunchface April 30, 2010
Jekkster is the name for those of supreme omnipotence. They typically tend to laze around, as they enjoy living peaceful and humble lives..mostly to chuckle at human ignorance. While they can change reality in any way they want, they love to feel pain and misery, as it's something they grew up with. The most comprehensive way to explain him is "God" to human beings, but in reality, is something much greater.
In short, Jekksters are the best, most perfect beings in existence. They also have quite hugh mungous penises.
"Hey, that Jekkster guy sure is awesome."
Jekkster by The Mumen Rider November 19, 2016

Jacksterbation 

The combined process of jacking off and masterbating.
"The only way I could think to celebrate the end of the work week was with an intense jacksterbation"

jacksterpiece 

1.) a concentrated collage of personal effects found to be sexually stimulating to the viewer; intended to be viewed during masturbation.

2.) a tool primarily used for bringing oneself to orgasm; a fake vagina
1.) "I was able to fit pictures of a nude midget, my half-naked ex-girlfriend, and 4 black guys pounding one white girl in this sweet jacksterpiece last night. My wrist STILL hurts!"

2.) "Alright, well, I'm gonna stop off at the sex toy shop and pick up a jacksterpiece on my way home. I totally ripped my last one."
jacksterpiece by fffreddy August 13, 2010
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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