Jearing

When your so excited and happy you get pre-cum and cry a bit.

When friends shout you a night out or food and your soo happy that you get wet in the undies you say I'm jearing up .

by Harris96 July 15, 2016

Jaering

Basically chilling, relaxing, sleeping or doing whatever you want without stress and pressure.

British Person: Alright mate?
Normal Person: Hey, I'm not feeling too good right now.
British Person: Bro you gotta start jaering. Chill yourself!
Normal Person: Alright, I'll try.

by Bonzeko October 9, 2020

Jeringa

A big black Mexican that has a very big penis that is often referred to as "El Dongo". Jeringa is viewed like a prophet for some people, he enjoys circumcising babies and eating the foreskin to be satisfied. He has circumcised celebrities like Gekyume Onfroy and Thanos with his purple dick. Jeringa is the mighty giver of H.I.V, father of all Mexicans, friend of Big Chungus, Moto Moto, Ricardo Milos and Shrek, also consumer of foreskin tacos with guacamole and beans. He is also the sexiest person alive and will make you instantly nut when you see him. Jeringa also flexes every single minute of his life and enjoys doing Guacamole Nigga Penis in his free time. He also has unlimited N-word passes and will literally destroy your asshole if you engage in the sexual act with him. Jeringa enjoys shitting on toasters, burning his pee hole with a hot needle and leaving his ass unwiped after shitting.

"Save us, mighty lord Jeringa"

"Did you see El Dongo, it is beautiful"
"Gekyume was circumcised by Jeringa"

by Big Dick Monkey March 15, 2019

Joaring

Lying about going to bed; tricking people into thinking you're sleeping.

"dude, have you been joaring it lately?"

by Vossie September 14, 2021

jewring

You get a jewring when you take off the yammicka and it leaves either hat head or a ring in ones hair where the yammicka was.

-Look at that Jew boy.
-How do you know he is a Jew?
-Just look at that mad Jewring left on that kid.

by Brodie Bruce January 18, 2005

Jealing

The act of being jealous/envious.

I am so jealing on Ashley's new shoes.

by Susieeee March 7, 2009

jar-jaring

Slamming your tongue into a womens vagina while exclaiming "How rude!" In your best Jar-jar Binks accent.

I was "Jar-jaring" your mother last night.

by Gtc March 8, 2015