Jeargaens

Heavier than 4 thirgos.

It's because fur is thicc, absorbs too much water, weighs it down like a pair of cement jeargaens.

by Finger licker May 10, 2025

Jaargenson

Used to mean anything, preferably a penis.

"You can all eat my JAARGENSON!"

by Scootero May 19, 2021

Jergens Jerk

Giving yourself a hearty wank using your grandma's Jergens hand lotion for lube.

Granny B never understood why her Jergens bottle went half empty when her grandson spent the weekend. His hands were always greasy from his Jergens Jerks.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017

jergens

Generic term for hand lotions used in masterbation, especially lotions in a pump top dispenser.
Not for internal use.

"Somethings up. I keep finding the Jergens stashed behind the toilet." (Reference to teenage brother.)
"He's married. He buys Jergens by the gallon at Costco."

by Steven J Miller April 14, 2007

Jergens

A brand of moisturizer that is often used by young boys for masturbation.

Son, did you empty the jergens bottle again? I was saving that for my anniversary.

by flergins January 15, 2020

jerkin with jergens

Jerking with jergens lotion for women.

"Bro I'm out." "Just do it like me, jerkin with jergens."

by Kareem Abdul Akbar January 12, 2017

Jergens

A brand of lotion made by Kao Brands.

Use of Jergens lotion will prevent one's skin from appearing ashy.

by DeJuan March 22, 2005