Scootero's definitions

Jaargenson

Used to mean anything, preferably a penis.

"You can all eat my JAARGENSON!"

by Scootero May 19, 2021

Johnny Hollywood

A guy who's a bodyguard turned bartender turned actor for small-time movies, with a very arrogant, but forgettable personality.

Person 1: Meet Johnny Hollywood. He has the biggest schlong in Hollywood and the smallest gun. Or maybe it's the other way around. I can never quite remember."
Person 2: Well, he doesn't quite size up to his image.. who was he again?
Person 1: He's right in front of you.

by Scootero June 13, 2021

National fag month

The 6th month of the year, celebrating fags, lesbian pricks, transgender shits, and rainbow hippies.

“Yo, I think it’s June... summer!!!”
“Dude, it’s national fag month.”

by Scootero June 4, 2021

Definder

A rip-off of Urban Dictionary, where users copy definitions made here.

Person 1: Definder is so trash, they just copy definitions.
Person 2: They're fiddling with the wrong jaargenson!
Person 1: Guess what, somebody copied the word Jaargenson!*
*true story

by Scootero June 13, 2021

Spinogamer11

The newest player taking refuge at Lil__Snak's.. Beware! He can actually PVP without kill aura...

I can't fucking believe that Spinogamer11 beat me.

by Scootero November 4, 2020