JeZeus

The Ultimate Fusion between Jesus and Zeus,
Together they are unstoppable

guy1: hey do you like Jesus?
guy2: Yeah
guy1: well jesus sucks its all about jezeus now
guy2: idk man i think thats too much power

by The Golden Flare February 5, 2021

Jezus

Either the lord and savior or the guy mowing your lawn

Person A: Do you know Jezus is watching you.
Person B: Yes he is mowing my lawn.

by Your friendly rebbel October 14, 2016

Jeezus

The worshiped deity who is the antithesis of the historical figure Jesus. He hates gays, does not allow women to end pregnancies from rapists, believes in Ayn Rand style individualism, guns, hatred of others who do not worship Jeezus, public prayer in schools and political events, and Social Darwinism. When compared to the historical Jesus who told his followers to sell all and give to the poor, render unto Cesar that which is Cesars (pay your taxes), judge not lest ye be judged, pray in your closet unlike the hypocrites who pray on the corner, and the kingdom of god is within you; we can see the direct contrast of the deity worshiped and propped up by some sects of Christianity.

Jesus was a nice guy, he wanted to help the sick, poor, and outcasts of society.

Jeezus carries assault rifles and thinks killing abortion doctors is justifiable.

Jesus said to turn the other cheek.

Jeezus says "Annihilate all those who do not believe in me as you do."

by The Divine Is Within Us All January 3, 2011

Jeezus

A corrupted spelling of Jesus, especially when used as a swear word.

Aw Jeezus, I pissed my shorts again.

by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

jeezus

A word used in vain instead of Jesus, because well, you never know man, you never know.

Jeezus man, that's some str8 bullshit

by Sajai K. November 18, 2004

Jezussy

the budussy of a human piece of shit

1: I bet she sells pictures of her jezussy to strangers for adopt me pets
2: yeah them shitty highlights ain’t paying for themselves. jezussy selling must be involved

by doug gardener’s executioner March 3, 2022

Raccoon Jeezus

He died in a trash can only to be resurrected days later he commands all Raccoons and has unlimited n word passes

You going to coon church this weekend? “Hell yeah gotta praise my boy Raccoon Jeezus.”

by CoonCommander April 11, 2019