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The perk you use when your trying to masturbate and your parents are in the room next to you

Family reunion no problem I have dead silence on

by CoonCommander April 12, 2019

He died in a trash can only to be resurrected days later he commands all Raccoons and has unlimited n word passes

You going to coon church this weekend? “Hell yeah gotta praise my boy Raccoon Jeezus.”

by CoonCommander April 11, 2019

When your fucking a girl with cancer put pop rocks in her mouth and smack the back of her head to give a crackling and smacking noise

There was so much cracklin smacklin when I was with Tina at Doernbecher last night

by CoonCommander April 10, 2019

It is when you have a 5-way with a group of men

Me and the boys are about to have a devils pentagram

by CoonCommander April 11, 2019