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jason mewes 

When you vomit gently on to a persons chest while masturbating.
I walked in on Tom in the cellar and he was doing a jason mewes with Frank.
jason mewes by BChewalski March 5, 2013

jason dean 

1.Veronica’s batshit crazy yet amazing boyfriend in the movie “Heathers” is also referred to as the original JD.
2.A man who would do almost anything for the one they love.
1. Person 1:”Jason dean? Who’s that?”
person 2 “Don’t you know who’s Jason dean?! He’s the one that tried to blow up our damn school!”
2.guy: “babe don’t worry, I’ll go Jason dean on their ass!”
jason dean by Jade Harley 😜 January 4, 2018

Jason the hell out 

When a situation gets hot and you need to get out really quick.

As done by the country singer Jason Aldean at his 2017 concert in Las Vegas that ended in tragedy when a shooter opened fire into the crowd, Jason thought fast and got the hell out. R.I.P to all who lost their lives that day.
Guy 1. So how did your date go last night?
Guy 2. Terrible!
Guy 1. How so?
Guy 2. All was well until she told me that she loved me.
Guy 1. What did you do?
Guy 2. I had to Jason the hell out of there, I told her that I had to go pee and never came back!

#2

Girl: hey babe you're home early.
Guy: yeah things got crazy at work so I had to Jason the hell out of there.

Jason Todd

1. The second Robin, Batman's sidekick, who was killed by The Joker then later brought back to life in order to terrorize the Bat family for hugs he secretly wants, but won't admit to.

He's also known for being bad ass, foul mouthed, and able to open a can of whoop ass on anyone who stands in his way.

Since being revived he goes under the alias Red Hood.

2. A bad ass motherfucker who has the skills to back up his trash talk.
1. Jason Todd met Batman when he tried to jack the wheels off the Batmobile

2. Dude! Damian was talking shit behind Tim's back and when Tim called him out on it he totally pulled a Jason Todd and kicked Tim's ass!

Jason Blaha 

A Fitness Youtuber who rose to prominence by attacking the supplement industry and attempting to expose fitness icons who were pretending to have natural physiques when they were actually on steroids. The term "fitness" is used very loosely with regards to Jason Blaha because the layman can clearly see that he is obese and looks like he has never touched a weight in spite of using steroids himself. Jason Blaha is also famous for pretending to be a military veteran, CIA mercenary assassin, and reptilian illuminati overlord (completely serious). Jason has also made repeated racist remarks towards blacks and asians and threatened to kill Veterans should they ever approach him in real life. In fact, Jason Blaha has threatened to shoot anyone who approaches him, claiming he can do so under "Texas Castle Law." In truth, Jason Blaha is not actually an expert in anything and either googles information or flat out lies about it. This does not stop him from acting like a smug know it all and speaking very condescendingly towards people seeking his "advice."

While he pretends to be an all around amazing person. Jason actually just sits at home all day reloading ammo and uploading close to a dozen rambling videos a day, clearly milking the profit sharing features of the video hosting platform. His paranoia causes him to never leave the house and he frequently asks his stripper girlfriend to go to Sams club to get the only food he consumes: Jasmine Rice and Coke Zero.
Wow, Jason Blaha is sure getting fat!
Jason Blaha by Inner City Fitness September 20, 2016

HTX Jason 

The "dog" of fob squad because all he knows how to do is bark aggressively but ain't really about it. He's basically the wannabe thug of the group and basically plays the role of HTX Paul's bodyguard. He is probably the least fobby of the group and overall, seems like a pretty cool guy.
When I called HTX Shiv, HTX Jason just took the phone and started barking at me and was trying to square up but it was obvious he wasn't really bout it.
HTX Jason by SomTingWongWitPussy April 16, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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