Blaha

a german Dipshit who doesn't know how to teach biochemistry and tries messing with your teacher the next quarter

Have you heard of Blaha? I heard that he is the Spawn of Satan

I will go Blaha on you if you eat one more Cheeto

Blaha by kutti kutti February 8, 2019

Blaha

A rare, literally a crystal clear type of person who is educated beyond his intellect.

You are like a blaha.

You're literally Blaha right now.

Blaha by ineria October 22, 2020

blaha'd 

the act of discharging snot, saliva, and cud, often bloody and violent, out of the nose and mouth during the joint acts of sneezing and laughing. This act often accompanies a fart, called a symphart.

Michael's head cold was a poor accompaniment to the Marx Brothers festival as he blaha'd balls of cud from his oral cavities.

blaha'd by Chiggers Dudley April 11, 2008

blaha'd 

to acquire such a severe state of mental numbness that one feels as though one has been had.

Michael used to be such a cool guy. But since he moved to Taos he's been jobless and watches TV all day long. He totally has given up on life. It's almost like he's a zombie. He's like totally Blaha'd now.

blaha'd by Bigby Suvins April 11, 2008

Jason Blaha 

A Fitness Youtuber who rose to prominence by attacking the supplement industry and attempting to expose fitness icons who were pretending to have natural physiques when they were actually on steroids. The term "fitness" is used very loosely with regards to Jason Blaha because the layman can clearly see that he is obese and looks like he has never touched a weight in spite of using steroids himself. Jason Blaha is also famous for pretending to be a military veteran, CIA mercenary assassin, and reptilian illuminati overlord (completely serious). Jason has also made repeated racist remarks towards blacks and asians and threatened to kill Veterans should they ever approach him in real life. In fact, Jason Blaha has threatened to shoot anyone who approaches him, claiming he can do so under "Texas Castle Law." In truth, Jason Blaha is not actually an expert in anything and either googles information or flat out lies about it. This does not stop him from acting like a smug know it all and speaking very condescendingly towards people seeking his "advice."

While he pretends to be an all around amazing person. Jason actually just sits at home all day reloading ammo and uploading close to a dozen rambling videos a day, clearly milking the profit sharing features of the video hosting platform. His paranoia causes him to never leave the house and he frequently asks his stripper girlfriend to go to Sams club to get the only food he consumes: Jasmine Rice and Coke Zero.

Wow, Jason Blaha is sure getting fat!

Jason Blaha by Inner City Fitness September 20, 2016

George Blaha 

The announcer for the Detroit Pistons. Simply put, he is the god damn man.

Did you hear that George Blaha had a threesome with the Automotion girls?

George Blaha by Diggityisrad December 23, 2010

vítězslav blaha 

He is The best person in The entire world

Vítězslav Blaha is not gay

vítězslav blaha by Bebeko12345 May 19, 2021