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Jbando is a scary person . If you say any slick shit to Jbando they will bitch slap you . Jbando can never get bitched by anybody but will bitch everybody . Jbando will bitch you even when your with your friends. Otherwise Jbando is a good person to be friends with.
Jbando is really scary
Jbando by IamJbando August 20, 2021
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Dirty Juandom 

The act of performing oral sex on a man while he's sitting on the toilet
She gave him a dirty juandom while he was sitting on the toilet
Dirty Juandom by Lmj June 18, 2013
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variant of the Spanish name, Juan which translates from the Hebrew as "gift from God." Men nicknamed Juando are often also referred to as "Mr. Juanderful." Ladies, if you happen to find yourself a Juando, you definitely need to jump at the chance cuz odds are "Juan in a Million" that you'll find another man who's as attentive, caring, tender, kind and good in bed as a Juando. Guys named Juando also happen to be rather erudite and significantly more intelligent than your average Juan.

The Most Interesting Man in the World is often mistaken for a guy named Juando.
Joe: Did you see the newest Dos Equis commercial with The Most Interesting Man in the World? He was snowboarding down Mt. Everest with a hottie on each arm!
Josh: Man, you crazy! That was Juando!

Lori: Hey girl, how's it going? You seeing anyone these days?
Cindy: I just met a guy named Juando..... we've only been together for a couple of days and I've never had such a toe-curling good time!
Juando by jellybean67 February 10, 2010
when some fuckin genie give you two big cocks and you cum all over that hoe's face
I was playing Jandora on sexyfuckgames and used my two dicks to be the mother fuckin man!
jandora by Gdutch March 29, 2008
a white guy who isn't rich, ignorant, or racist, and doesn't quite fit the definition of "wigger". unlike wiggers, a jando doesnt believe or has never claimed to be black, although he hangs out with almost only minorities, is very outspoken against corporate white america, and is very into true hip hop (not (c)rap such as 50 cent, eminem, and mostly anything u see on tv, which is almost exclusively for white people that think it makes them look cool). a jando never ever ever even considers using the negro word and wants to kill any white person that ever does. a jando, unlike your typical rich, wigger, cannot afford to wear fancy "ghetto" clothes such as ecko and rocowear, but instead dresses "affordable" from places such as footlocker.

a jando is a very inteligent life form well aware of the history of racism in the world, the struggles of poor people in america, and plans on doing something about it in the future. a jando is truly a unique species on this planet. he does not worry about fitting in or conforming with society.

although some may not admit it, a jando is possibly the greatest thing this world has been introduced to...
you kno that jando kid? i hate that kid i mean come on he hangs out with black people, wut a homo...
jando by yehh May 1, 2006
A female who is typically wide and actively presents her discontent for everything and everyone by forcing her kin to use the word “Ma’am” whenever responding to her. A jeandog normally spends her days overpaying for damaged machinery and thoroughly investigating the plans of her kids.
The jeandog forced him to go home after she found out about his attempt to sneak out of the house. (At his own expense)
Jeandog by Jeandog January 23, 2022

jandouba 

It's a state in Tunisia that is not considered as a state because people living there are always horny(mg7outin)
and when you are there you can see people having sex with animals
Ty le men jandouba aka lmnayek a5tana menou.
jandouba by Weldbyou November 22, 2021
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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