Jbando

Jbando is a scary person . If you say any slick shit to Jbando they will bitch slap you . Jbando can never get bitched by anybody but will bitch everybody . Jbando will bitch you even when your with your friends. Otherwise Jbando is a good person to be friends with.

Jbando is really scary

by IamJbando August 20, 2021

Dirty Juandom

The act of performing oral sex on a man while he's sitting on the toilet

She gave him a dirty juandom while he was sitting on the toilet

by Lmj June 18, 2013

Juando

variant of the Spanish name, Juan which translates from the Hebrew as "gift from God." Men nicknamed Juando are often also referred to as "Mr. Juanderful." Ladies, if you happen to find yourself a Juando, you definitely need to jump at the chance cuz odds are "Juan in a Million" that you'll find another man who's as attentive, caring, tender, kind and good in bed as a Juando. Guys named Juando also happen to be rather erudite and significantly more intelligent than your average Juan.

The Most Interesting Man in the World is often mistaken for a guy named Juando.

Joe: Did you see the newest Dos Equis commercial with The Most Interesting Man in the World? He was snowboarding down Mt. Everest with a hottie on each arm!
Josh: Man, you crazy! That was Juando!

Lori: Hey girl, how's it going? You seeing anyone these days?
Cindy: I just met a guy named Juando..... we've only been together for a couple of days and I've never had such a toe-curling good time!

by jellybean67 February 10, 2010

jandora

when some fuckin genie give you two big cocks and you cum all over that hoe's face

I was playing Jandora on sexyfuckgames and used my two dicks to be the mother fuckin man!

by Gdutch March 29, 2008

jando

a white guy who isn't rich, ignorant, or racist, and doesn't quite fit the definition of "wigger". unlike wiggers, a jando doesnt believe or has never claimed to be black, although he hangs out with almost only minorities, is very outspoken against corporate white america, and is very into true hip hop (not (c)rap such as 50 cent, eminem, and mostly anything u see on tv, which is almost exclusively for white people that think it makes them look cool). a jando never ever ever even considers using the negro word and wants to kill any white person that ever does. a jando, unlike your typical rich, wigger, cannot afford to wear fancy "ghetto" clothes such as ecko and rocowear, but instead dresses "affordable" from places such as footlocker.

a jando is a very inteligent life form well aware of the history of racism in the world, the struggles of poor people in america, and plans on doing something about it in the future. a jando is truly a unique species on this planet. he does not worry about fitting in or conforming with society.

although some may not admit it, a jando is possibly the greatest thing this world has been introduced to...

you kno that jando kid? i hate that kid i mean come on he hangs out with black people, wut a homo...

by yehh May 1, 2006

Jeandog

A female who is typically wide and actively presents her discontent for everything and everyone by forcing her kin to use the word “Ma’am” whenever responding to her. A jeandog normally spends her days overpaying for damaged machinery and thoroughly investigating the plans of her kids.

The jeandog forced him to go home after she found out about his attempt to sneak out of the house. (At his own expense)

by Jeandog January 23, 2022

jandouba

It's a state in Tunisia that is not considered as a state because people living there are always horny(mg7outin)
and when you are there you can see people having sex with animals

Ty le men jandouba aka lmnayek a5tana menou.

by Weldbyou November 22, 2021