Skip to main content
a white guy who isn't rich, ignorant, or racist, and doesn't quite fit the definition of "wigger". unlike wiggers, a jando doesnt believe or has never claimed to be black, although he hangs out with almost only minorities, is very outspoken against corporate white america, and is very into true hip hop (not (c)rap such as 50 cent, eminem, and mostly anything u see on tv, which is almost exclusively for white people that think it makes them look cool). a jando never ever ever even considers using the negro word and wants to kill any white person that ever does. a jando, unlike your typical rich, wigger, cannot afford to wear fancy "ghetto" clothes such as ecko and rocowear, but instead dresses "affordable" from places such as footlocker.

a jando is a very inteligent life form well aware of the history of racism in the world, the struggles of poor people in america, and plans on doing something about it in the future. a jando is truly a unique species on this planet. he does not worry about fitting in or conforming with society.

although some may not admit it, a jando is possibly the greatest thing this world has been introduced to...
you kno that jando kid? i hate that kid i mean come on he hangs out with black people, wut a homo...
jando by yehh May 1, 2006
To be snitched on or to call someone a snitch
"Damn dude why you being a "Jando"
"Yo man that guy just snitched on me, Damn sounds like a jando to me."
Jando by FuckJakeAnderson September 15, 2014
Related Words
The Biblical name for Janet Jackson, queen of pop and R&B music. Janet's fans, the Janhova's Witnesses, worship her musical legacy and rejoice in her many blessings.
I was listening to Janhova last night... "Rhythm Nation" is a classic.

Janhova has blessed us with another amazing performance in Tyler Perry's "Why Did I Get Married Too".
Janhova by JanhovasWitness April 7, 2010
when a male or a female licks their sexual partners asshole. Jamdogging is to assholes what bowcatting is to vaginas.
i'm feeling kinky tonight, would you like to lick my asshole?
sure, lets jamdog each other tonight.

i love jamdogging, munching but is the best.

bruv! you rimmed that chicks ring, you're a dirty jamdog
jamdog by bristol street lad February 17, 2014

gave it some jandal 

Accelerated harder than normal when driving a car. Synonymous with "floored it" and "put the pedal to the metal". Used most frequently by racing drivers from New Zealand.
Scott: “I don't know what happened there. I just plucked her in first, gave it some jandal and fuck yeah."
gave it some jandal by SirDunny March 11, 2014
He is a funny person, he likes to joke around and can sometimes be annoying but he couldn't care less. He is just who he is. He has the most amazing smile and has a handsome face that will attract girls (even lesbians) or (your) girl. He is nice and when you ask for something from him, he will most likely give it to you. He is smart and has a great sense of humor but most of the time he acts slow and will daze off while listening, looking at something or doing something. He is very trust worthy and can be trusted to do something for you or anything you need him to do. He doesn't like to judge but when he is provoked he will strike back and hit you with facts like crazy. He is thankful for everything he has. He prays for the best for himself and people he care for. People who finds him "annoying" just doesn't know what they are missing out on.
"Jadon pass by girls "

Person 1: Who he is
Person 2: I don't know but he cute though
Jadon by Canudigi May 1, 2017
Arguable the greatest Starcraft: Brood War player of all time. His career continued into Starcraft 2 where he shows promising results and is still one of the best players in the world.
Dude, did you see that muta split from Jaedong?
Jaedong by VELO October 15, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
Next