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Someone who is an idiot but also somehow knows how to make people laugh
What is that dude doing?!
he's Jaycing I guess
Jaycing by Dippidydobidy June 21, 2023
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jaying someone up

The act of calling out someone's name when they are the perfect distance so that they can hear you but they won't know who did it. This may also be done from a car by yelling "MA'AM' or 'SIR". When and if you get someone good it's quite hilarious. This was started in Keller, Texas.
*Man walking down the street* (you and your bro in your car) "SIR" *man looks around in confusement*

your bro says: Man, I love jaying someone up.
jaying someone up by ndnftw December 30, 2010
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Jayingee 

A Youtuber that is best friends with Albertstuff, also known as Flamingo. They are in each others videos alot. THey mainly do ROBLOX videos, but play games like mc, or hello neighbor
Albert: hey guys im playing with jake my best friend
Watcher: whos that
JP: its me jake paul lololololol dab on haters *DABSSSSSS DABSDAVSGSVSGVGSVSG*
Jayingee: false info
Albert; YO TENGO
Jayingee by wazzupnoodsduud January 30, 2018

jaying the bird

1. Being active in Rob Henrys AP Lang class.

2. Doing Rob Henry's Busy Work
Zac asked what the agenda was in Henrys class today, and Conor and Dave's response was always "jaying the bird"

The only thing we ever do in Henrys class is jay the bird
Spirited and mischievous, son of Bloody Outlaw Bladez 44th soldier to sign under Bounty Hunter M.R.P.
Jaycin son of Bloody Outlaw Bladez 18th pure born. D.O.B. 3.29.05.
jaycin by Outlaw 824 July 23, 2016
To visit a woman of ill-repute whilst on ones lunch break. Usual excuses include the queue at the bank or post office.
"Are you joycing this lunchtime?"
"Yes, I'm off down the White Horse"

"You look relaxed this afternoon"
"Of course. I was joycing it over lunch."
Joycing by aniello told me so April 23, 2009
Jaycinta is a really cool fun girl who picks great friends that will always be there for her. she is an amazing girl and has great singing talents. She has many flaws but they only help her with her perfection. Jaycinta is a wonderful girl and her best friends should be the ones that are always there when she wants them. She should stay with her friends no matter what. All the guys want her but she only wants the one perfect boy.

Jaycinta would make a perfect match with Jaydon or an Alex
Jaycintas hot too bad her and Jaydon are a thing :(
jaycinta by call me crazy 2918 April 30, 2014
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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