Jaredgasm
a feeling of joy that someone gets when thinking about, listening to or doing anything related to sex god Jared Leto. similar to an orgasm, but better.
Jaredgasm by JAREDLETO<3 July 6, 2010
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Jargasm
Jargasm by Hugh jcock October 3, 2011
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Jaredgasm • JaredGames • JARGASM • jaidegasm • Jarednash • jasegasm • Jordgasm • jared gallant • Jared Gavin • jared grimes
jasegasm
That moment when the riveting heat of a fire breathing dragon explodes inside your core, spiraling down your spine until it latches onto every single cell of your quaking body causing the panties to melt right off your skin.
Most commonly associated with a brilliantly eloquent and equally sultry British accent as well as the rippling defined chest, abs, shoulder, and arm muscles, not to exclude the winking dimple above the rock hard curved ass of THE MAN known as Jase.
Most commonly associated with a brilliantly eloquent and equally sultry British accent as well as the rippling defined chest, abs, shoulder, and arm muscles, not to exclude the winking dimple above the rock hard curved ass of THE MAN known as Jase.
jasegasm by eastonvillefunnyfarm August 6, 2014
Jarednash
1.) To annoy someone to the point of explosive brain trauma.
2.) To post bulletins on Myspace.com in order to get attention.
3.) To make a complete ass out of yourself without even knowing it.
2.) To post bulletins on Myspace.com in order to get attention.
3.) To make a complete ass out of yourself without even knowing it.
Example 1.)
Frank: Hey Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi!
Fred: Stop Jarednashing me!
Example 2.)
Jeff: Hey Bobs off Jarednashing on Myspace again...
Example 3.)
Jared: No fat chicks, sorry lady's, its not you... wait yes it is!
Frank: Hey Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi!
Fred: Stop Jarednashing me!
Example 2.)
Jeff: Hey Bobs off Jarednashing on Myspace again...
Example 3.)
Jared: No fat chicks, sorry lady's, its not you... wait yes it is!
Jarednash by S.T.M.H.T.S. January 5, 2009
JARGASM
JARGASM Jargasm : To upchuck cheap nasty food(cos he is a councilite scum) laughing at someone and generally be an impolite scumbag,he sees this as a way of macking on to anything even a cats anus..
omfg dude lol *jargasm macks on to a cat* omfg dude lol.. fluffy: four legs in the air :0 dude wats he gonna do with it?? i dunno ... lets just take a walk eh?
JARGASM by OHHHDEARESTCOUNCILITE April 19, 2009
Jordgasm
Noun; an explosion of extreme nerdiness, similar to an orgasm, can also occur when dreaming about waterfall sex and staring at clouds. This usually happens after one plays Magic: The Gathering, reads Japanese comics, and watches Anime. A "Jordgasm" may also occur when one jams out on the bass guitar. This may also be used as an extremely annoying nickname to call someone named "Jordan"
Bob: I heard Jim went to that Magic: The Gathering convention.
Tom: Yeah, I was there. He was so excited he had a Jordgasm.
Hey! What's going on Jordgasm?
Tom: Yeah, I was there. He was so excited he had a Jordgasm.
Hey! What's going on Jordgasm?
Jordgasm by thejordgasm December 19, 2011
jaidegasm
jaidegasm by Cocker324532454t5 May 27, 2009
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