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Jarednash 

1.) To annoy someone to the point of explosive brain trauma.

2.) To post bulletins on Myspace.com in order to get attention.

3.) To make a complete ass out of yourself without even knowing it.
Example 1.)

Frank: Hey Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi!
Fred: Stop Jarednashing me!

Example 2.)

Jeff: Hey Bobs off Jarednashing on Myspace again...


Example 3.)

Jared: No fat chicks, sorry lady's, its not you... wait yes it is!
Jarednash by S.T.M.H.T.S. January 5, 2009
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An adjective, meaning 'cold, distant, indifferent'. So named due to the attitude popular idol Jared Fogle displays when not on camera.
Can also mean sexually promiscuous.
Mark: My girlfriend's totes acting jaredish around me.
Shaquille: Slap that ho.

John: Can't believe how jaredish you're acting, Kate.
Kate: What I do with my body is my choice, Dad!
jaredish by Quarr November 29, 2010
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Jaredgasm 

a feeling of joy that someone gets when thinking about, listening to or doing anything related to sex god Jared Leto. similar to an orgasm, but better.
while looking at a picture of Jared Leto, i had a Jaredgasm
Jaredgasm by JAREDLETO<3 July 6, 2010

JaredNap 

To pass out in a hallway of an Apartment with a half eaten Subway sandwich as your pillow
I was so drunk last night I Jarednapped outside of your apartment door.

jadenashley 

Uncommon name a girl will have but she is the ringleader😂 punch any bitch in her mouth
Jade or jadenashley
jadenashley by @Adore Milan🦋 November 10, 2018

jaredrushroblox 

jaredrushroblox is the best Tiktoker and he is amazing. He loves The Simpsons and South Park just like me! He is AWESOME!
jaredrushroblox is the best and he is funny.