Jarednash

1.) To annoy someone to the point of explosive brain trauma.

2.) To post bulletins on Myspace.com in order to get attention.

3.) To make a complete ass out of yourself without even knowing it.

Example 1.)

Frank: Hey Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi!
Fred: Stop Jarednashing me!

Example 2.)

Jeff: Hey Bobs off Jarednashing on Myspace again...


Example 3.)

Jared: No fat chicks, sorry lady's, its not you... wait yes it is!

by S.T.M.H.T.S. January 5, 2009

jaredish

An adjective, meaning 'cold, distant, indifferent'. So named due to the attitude popular idol Jared Fogle displays when not on camera.
Can also mean sexually promiscuous.

Mark: My girlfriend's totes acting jaredish around me.
Shaquille: Slap that ho.

John: Can't believe how jaredish you're acting, Kate.
Kate: What I do with my body is my choice, Dad!

by Quarr November 29, 2010

Jaredgasm

a feeling of joy that someone gets when thinking about, listening to or doing anything related to sex god Jared Leto. similar to an orgasm, but better.

while looking at a picture of Jared Leto, i had a Jaredgasm

by JAREDLETO<3 July 6, 2010

JaredNap

To pass out in a hallway of an Apartment with a half eaten Subway sandwich as your pillow

I was so drunk last night I Jarednapped outside of your apartment door.

by Draft Manuscripts Not soldiers December 15, 2008

jadenashley

Uncommon name a girl will have but she is the ringleader😂 punch any bitch in her mouth

Jade or jadenashley

by @Adore Milan🦋 November 10, 2018

jaredrushroblox

jaredrushroblox is the best Tiktoker and he is amazing. He loves The Simpsons and South Park just like me! He is AWESOME!

jaredrushroblox is the best and he is funny.

by Bartholomewthegreat3III December 24, 2021