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The peak of pleasure or disgust given by Nick Jarman.
Dude that jargasm was too easy.
Jargasm by Hugh jcock October 3, 2011
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JARGASM Jargasm : To upchuck cheap nasty food(cos he is a councilite scum) laughing at someone and generally be an impolite scumbag,he sees this as a way of macking on to anything even a cats anus..
omfg dude lol *jargasm macks on to a cat* omfg dude lol.. fluffy: four legs in the air :0 dude wats he gonna do with it?? i dunno ... lets just take a walk eh?
JARGASM by OHHHDEARESTCOUNCILITE April 19, 2009
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Jorgasmic 

Used to describe the orgasmic quality of tortilla (spanish omelette) made by Jorge F, the magician, not the model.
WOW! That omelette was Jorgasmic!!
Jorgasmic by Sroze876786 July 16, 2011
When a joke is so funny that the physical response is akin to that of an orgasm. Usually paired with words like "oh, oh God! Yes!"
"Oh God! That joke was so funny I just jorgasmed (in my pants)!"
Jorgasm by Foxykubs May 7, 2011

Jargalmaam 

Jargalmaam is a girl who is very honest and very fun to be with. Jargalmaam is very cute and when she smiles everything becomes bright and can make you smile anytime. She is really good at class, sports and tiktok. Maybe she could be a dancer. She is very kind-hearted and she helps her best friends anytime when needed. If you are Jargalmaam's best friend you are very lucky dude. Also she's a little bit short but short looks cute on her.
Jargalmaam always says "Huuy did you do ur hw" and her best friend says "No" and she says "Me too hahahhaah"
Jargalmaam by yobitchitsme February 16, 2020
a sarcastic comment without a sarcastic tone.
Nick: hey, you are a geology major right?
James: no.
Nick: Oh my bad I thought you said you were a geology major.
James: Dude i was being sarcastic.

*NOTE* there was no tone and it came from James. This makes it jarcasm
Jarcasm by nickTag January 17, 2012
The sensation of sexual bliss achieved during the consumption of fruit jellies, jams, and preserves.
As the strawberry preserves tickled my tongue, my body gave way to a rolling jamgasm.
jamgasm by cojilicious March 28, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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