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JARGASM Jargasm : To upchuck cheap nasty food(cos he is a councilite scum) laughing at someone and generally be an impolite scumbag,he sees this as a way of macking on to anything even a cats anus..
omfg dude lol *jargasm macks on to a cat* omfg dude lol.. fluffy: four legs in the air :0 dude wats he gonna do with it?? i dunno ... lets just take a walk eh?
JARGASM by OHHHDEARESTCOUNCILITE April 19, 2009
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Jorgasmic 

Used to describe the orgasmic quality of tortilla (spanish omelette) made by Jorge F, the magician, not the model.
WOW! That omelette was Jorgasmic!!
Jorgasmic by Sroze876786 July 16, 2011
When a joke is so funny that the physical response is akin to that of an orgasm. Usually paired with words like "oh, oh God! Yes!"
"Oh God! That joke was so funny I just jorgasmed (in my pants)!"
Jorgasm by Foxykubs May 7, 2011

Jargalmaam 

Jargalmaam is a girl who is very honest and very fun to be with. Jargalmaam is very cute and when she smiles everything becomes bright and can make you smile anytime. She is really good at class, sports and tiktok. Maybe she could be a dancer. She is very kind-hearted and she helps her best friends anytime when needed. If you are Jargalmaam's best friend you are very lucky dude. Also she's a little bit short but short looks cute on her.
Jargalmaam always says "Huuy did you do ur hw" and her best friend says "No" and she says "Me too hahahhaah"
Jargalmaam by yobitchitsme February 16, 2020
a sarcastic comment without a sarcastic tone.
Nick: hey, you are a geology major right?
James: no.
Nick: Oh my bad I thought you said you were a geology major.
James: Dude i was being sarcastic.

*NOTE* there was no tone and it came from James. This makes it jarcasm
Jarcasm by nickTag January 17, 2012
The sensation of sexual bliss achieved during the consumption of fruit jellies, jams, and preserves.
As the strawberry preserves tickled my tongue, my body gave way to a rolling jamgasm.
jamgasm by cojilicious March 28, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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