To describe something as being really hot, referring to the chilli jalapeno pepper. Those who are described as being jalapenous must and will be pooned by all those who choose to acknowledge their jalapenicity.
A: My gawd you are jalapenous...wanna fuck?
B: Why thank you....yes i do want to fuck
by Will Scott...u noe it May 29, 2006
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