Definitions by ooberhack3r
jalapeno butt
the burning sensation after you defecate that seems to linger. Usually after youve eaten spicy food.
"Lindsey has been screaming while in the bathroom all morning, that curry last night must have given her jalapeno butt."
jalapeno butt by ooberhack3r January 3, 2012
relationship gut
The process in which after being in a relationship for a certain amount of time, you let certain physical aspects of your appearance go.
Jim: Joe's gained a bit of weight ever since he locked in his girlfriend.
Matt:Hes getting a little bit of a relationship gut. I hear he doesnt manscape as often now either.
Matt:Hes getting a little bit of a relationship gut. I hear he doesnt manscape as often now either.
relationship gut by ooberhack3r December 1, 2009
touch freak
touch freak by ooberhack3r June 8, 2009
steady buddy
A person that you are "going steady" with. It is used for a mutually exclusive and monogamous relationship without the dreaded "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" title.
"I don't want the shitty connotations of the term girlfriend, but you can be my steady buddy!"
"Have you seen John? Hes been hanging out with his steady buddy an awful lot lately."
"Have you seen John? Hes been hanging out with his steady buddy an awful lot lately."
steady buddy by ooberhack3r June 7, 2009